How do you pull?

Wolf

Just wanted to know poeples different techniques for "shifting that special someone". You know do you go for the full on approach, are you confidet, or do you do for the furtive glances and act all shy? Are you funny or are you all deep and meaningfull? do you try to impress or go for the unassuming?

Personally I have never realy chatted a girl up in my life. Iv always had them come up to me. Im usually very well manered tell a few interesting stories. Usually leave her for a bit then come back and start talking again as if my interest is only mild. I go for the shy unassuming approach with big smiles and loads of eye contact. If i realy do like her I might give her a hug if the moment calls for it. Any kind of phyical contact, but respectful. Tend to throw money out not just at them but to everyone, rounds and the like, if I have it. A sad story is allways good. Then wait for one of those moments where no one says anything keep eye contact and wait and see if she goes for it. Also I ALWAYS wait for her to kiss me.

Well thats just me I was just wondering how everyone else goes. Im expecting at leasta few if she walks within 2 feet of me i grab her But lets see

Sposs

Its all in the Eye contact across a Crowded room,it sounds corny but it really works once thats done i get drunk stagger over to Her and proceed to eat Her face

Ser

dont bother is a waste of time.

if they r fit let them come up to you, if they do, you have pulled. all i do anyway

xlex

ah... Smoe just stand there and up they arrive... Form an queue girls....:D

Outta practice, but in the past I used to stagger to and fro and some how score... straighten myself up and 'ware the face' of some mingin item with a ****y and a pulse,... how brilliant... makes me cringe but thats how it was... absolutely no standards...

Met my gf when sober and still with her... Makes sence when I read 'Irish men are idiots' because they're always drunk...

Big Chief

Originally posted by Ser
dont bother is a waste of time.

if they r fit let them come up to you, if they do, you have pulled. all i do anyway

wow must be beating them off with sticks

anyway found the shy approach never really worked for me, although i am kinda shy, just go for the "dutch courage" way (now not to pissed as then its a defo reject) just a few pints till you feel "chatty" and let it go from there...

if its not in the pub though then you gotta swallow your pride and make a ass of yourself like most people have to

El Marco

Personaly I go for the hands on approach, throwing bits of paper in their hair when they're not looking and lifting up their skirts then running away. But my personal favourite way to show a girl you like her and "pull" is to get the girl in a head lock. She will laugh, you will laugh. Oh the times I've had playing wwf with the girl I love.

Cake Fiend

Usually with both hands, plenty of lube.

Caesar_Bojangle

i usually pay them to go with me

Tazz T

I used to be brilliant at bull****ting girls - nearly always worked.

These days I'm just honest (I think you're gorgeous. Please kiss me) - it's not so successful.

lordsippa

Flirt blatantly, get paranoid, and hide in the corner.

Oh wait... you want successful techniques?

Seraphina

i dont

Doodee

RAR, Me and Syxpak acidentally discovered this one, Buy some Ben and Jerry's and stand outside nethouse in eustace street with plastic forks, the passing Hen parties will just love you especially if they "Havent'nt had anything since that bacon sanger on teh ferry over"

Tellox

being the opposite of me should help..

s10

the most suscesssful way is to talkatthemleavingnospacesforthemtogetawayfromyouatthe end of the night everyone has gone leaving just the two of you,
only works on polite women. & u have to be a right ahole
or you could just approach them & be nice works for me

(although my wife does bully me alot + hit me)
ive said enough

Space Coyote

well when they come running over to you as your checking out some young ones on the dance floor, and they tell ye they're really embarrassed but they fancy the arse off ye and nearly start crying coz ye dont look too interested mostly because yer hammered and kinda wanta snog the fox dancin with the ugly one but then ye feel pity and snog the one that came over to you in the first place coz yer just that nice ...

banbutcher

i go for the pure bullshít angle!! like the guy in slackers, i tell em im a doctor, pilot etc and when i say it i end up beliving it myself and therefore more confident!!

and if that dosent work i wave at them from across the room and then giggle to myself!!!

yellum

Become gay, become comfortable being gay and the women flock to you. Man I landed some beauties and such a waste. I always get their phone numbers to piss off my straight male friends.

azezil

well i'm so damn fine they just flock to me... *shrug*

Pepe LeFrits

Originally posted by Ser
dont bother is a waste of time.

if they r fit let them come up to you, if they do, you have pulled. all i do anyway

hunk!

hubba hubba

rrrr

Sir Digby Chicken Caesar

Just wanted to know poeples different techniques for "shifting that special someone".

well if you just wanna get a shift off them in the nightclub, they're hardly that "special" are they?

GoneShootin

i slap em round the face with my lad and call it daisy

Caesar_Bojangle

Good technique, must try it next time i'm trying to pull.

"hey woman, do you mind if i slap my phallus in your face and while your at it would you mind giving my scrotum a shave"

Victor

Just found this (from YEARS ago):

How to score with Girls?

smile_justonce

I never put much thought into it. I am natural and honest with a girl if I am attracted to her. I just go and start chatting. If she is interested, she will let me know. It is not that complicated.

Graemo

sometimes a good smack with a shovel across the back of the head helps, then again being attentive and not too eager works.

you can never be seen to be too keen.

Chicks seem to have this inner sence that smells a desperate bastard a mile away. They can see the imaginary tail a wagging.

po0k

Originally posted by Graemo
sometimes a good smack with a shovel across the back of the head helps, then again being attentive and not too eager works.

you can never be seen to be too keen.

Chicks seem to have this inner sence that smells a desperate bastard a mile away. They can see the imaginary tail a wagging.

...and sometimes the waging tail's not all that metaphysical either

Chaos-Engine

Generally and Usually(from practice). I start chatting to a very attractive and interesting girl. She seems very interested and we would get on pretty well. She darts off to the toilet. her friend jumps in and takes charge of the conversation and then i unintentionally hit it off with her and spent a year or 2 with her.

Well thats what usually happens

oq4v3ht0u76kf2

Be Desireless.

Be Excellent.

Be God.

elexes

hi asl ?

do you come hear often

you : did it hurt ??
her : ? hu get away from me ?
you : dont u wana know what i was going to say ???
her : john hes chatting me up
you : seeing big bf runs

that dress would look brillent on my bedroom floor !!

a but seriously talk about cartoons

Repli

you : did it hurt ??
her : ? hu get away from me ?
you : dont u wana know what i was going to say ???
her : john hes chatting me up
you : seeing big bf runs

err am i the only person who didnt understand a word of that..

elexes

na im sure there is loads of others

koneko

Originally posted by OrangeRhino
Be Desireless.

Be Excellent.

Be God.

You don't get many girls do you?

Sir Digby Chicken Caesar

you : did it hurt ??

that's the "when you fell from heaven" line ..

shame1603

i have found lately that my shy approach doesnt work anymore cos the girls i have been trying to chat up are as shy as me. so we just end up talking to each other, week after week, until i have missed my chance and i suddenly in the friend zone! god i hate that place!!!

spoonbadger

Nickolas Ugly University wrote: »

Be Desireless.

Be Excellent.

Be God.

koneko wrote: »

You don't get many girls do you?

No.

But he feels damn good about it :pac:.

steo87

Step by step approach to pulling....

(1) Approach lady
(2) Insert hand on the left tit of aforementioned lady
(3) Proceed to "bring" down a dark alley
(4) Fap fap fap fap fap fap fap......she will (a) join you eventually or
(b) attempt to run away....that's when you R* her.




*R = rape/ride/rodger/riddle etc

Serafina27

What is so terribly difficult about just approaching her and being yourself?? Whats the point in play acting or falsifying what you yourself would do cause if it is that "special" someone wouldnt you rather know she likes you as "you" are?????

Turd Ferguson

shame1603 wrote: »

i have found lately that my shy approach doesnt work anymore cos the girls i have been trying to chat up are as shy as me. so we just end up talking to each other, week after week, until i have missed my chance and i suddenly in the friend zone! god i hate that place!!!

You bumped a 7 year old thread for that....whut?????????

banquo

Hi.

*** is my name.

/continue from there.

Edit: Holy ****. Who the **** digs up a seven ****ing year old thread for this ****.

Wibbs

Desperation carries a big shovel:D

Local-womanizer

Ahahaha,7 year old thread.

Wonder if the OP has pulled yet:pac:

The last tackle I got I dont remember the chatting up process,only the tackling on the dancefloor and heading home for a good aul fap,she was rough:oFace like a bag of elbows:o

What a night:)

dr.bollocko

Quit it with the thread bumping.
It grumpies up the OAPs.