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Dr. Toast's Toast Haiku

  • 18-04-2000 2:31pm
    #1
    Hobbes
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    Dr. Toast's Toast Haiku
    =======================

    Kitchen appliance
    Quickly heeds my anxious prayers
    Toast pressed to my cheek

    A slice of calmness
    In mankind's world of bloodshed
    Spread some marmalade

    Spirit channeling
    Through my toasted breakfast treat
    Elvis on my plate

    Angry toastless man
    Malfunctioning appliance
    Senseless killing spree

    Head hung in despair
    Morning offering rises
    I thank my toaster

    Whole-grain metaphor
    Anguish soon will dissipate
    A bread transfigured

    Toast in pitch black room
    With a beautiful painting
    Valuable toast

    Intensely focused
    I anticipate my toast
    Somewhere a dog barks

    Proudly I preside
    Nineteen toasters hum in sync
    A kitchen aflame

    Summer in New York
    Children frying sidewalk eggs
    Beside my French toast

    Thirty-six croutons
    Sewn together with great care
    Spicy slice of toast

    Chilled below zero
    Superconducting breakfast
    With sweet grape jelly

    The warm chosen slice
    His jealous untoasted friends
    Waiting for their turn

    Hours after breakfast
    A lingering aroma
    The ghost of a toast

    Bakery arson
    Twelve thousand slices of toast
    A silver lining

    Willingly it meets
    Its destiny at breakfast
    Noble is my toast

    Scrape into the sink
    Constellation of black stars
    A toast neglected

    Loaf's fortunate heels
    Spared from a toasty demise
    United at last


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