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Quake Poetry

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  • 22-10-1999 11:13pm
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    Closed Accounts Posts: 78 ✭✭


    Mrs B's Ode to a flag carrier on q2ctf1 snatched from the savage academy boards smile.gif
    Ode to FC on CTF1:

    OMFG he's entering the base
    OMFG my defence....there's not a trace....
    OMFG what weapon will it be?
    OMFG it's a B.F.G.

    OMFG quick get under cover.
    OMFG quad as well the mother.
    OMFG he's got 1,000 cells
    OMFG meh Bottom's producing smells.

    OMFG he's killed meh, the cheeky little blighter.
    OMFG I have respawned - my back feels somewhat lighter.
    OMFG I've lost the flag, my team are in deep strife.
    OMFG c-ya later, I'm off to shag the wife.


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