Funniest Log of all time !

bubbles

Found this on http://www.somethingawful.com/ I couldn't stop laughing...

Lowtax = guy taking the ****
jaedr = sucker

Best to read it slowley


Lowtax - HELLO I LIEK QUAKE DO U WANT 2 TALK ABOUT QUAEK?

jaedr - Yes, Quake is a wery nice game.

Lowtax - yes do U play Quaek3? i bought it for CHristmas

jaedr - What other games do you like....

Lowtax - Command and Conquer? Is that being the movie with Regis & kathy Lee?

jaedr - I can send you a picture of the game if you want.

Lowtax - I cannut get pictures, i am on AOL

jaedr - I don't know what AOL is.

Lowtax - IT is the Internet

jaedr - But are you not on ICQ?

Lowtax - What is ICQ? I am on AOL . i can download words

jaedr - You have a ICQ# number. So you don't have ICQ?

Lowtax - What is ICQ? i use AOL

jaedr - So you can use AOL like I'm using ICQ to send messages to you. I see.

Lowtax - yes and i can call my grandmother in Alzania

jaedr - How do you get your ICQ#: Is there because AOL?

Lowtax - yes, i typed in KEYWORD: FRIEND and your name came up and i talked to u about Quaek and movies and we will eat cake

jaedr - Can you downlad ICQ? From "http://www.icq.com/download/". It's a wery good chat program.

jaedr - Have you internet explorer or netscape?

Lowtax - Yes

Lowtax - Will it have a computar virus? i saw a movie with a computar virus and it stole somebodys identity and she got shot

jaedr - This program is free for virus. But you should have a virus protection.

Lowtax - OH NO, your letters turned red, I think i have a computar virus!

jaedr - I did that only because that's importent! You see.

Lowtax - Oh that was close i shall download emale now and run ICQ on Photoshop

jaedr - Have you not a PC, or do you have a Apple computer?

Lowtax - What is Apple? Is that like AOL?

jaedr - I asked you what type of computer you have.

Lowtax - i have a COMPACT COMPUTAR with ram

jaedr - What kind of operating system du you have. Win 95 or 98?

Lowtax - Window 97

jaedr - Strange, have not hear about that!

Lowtax - it is an upgrade to WinDOWS DOS

jaedr - It's a diffrent type that I never had hear about. I have Windows 98.

Lowtax - Have u played MORTAL KOMBAT

jaedr - I have that too. I have many games. But my favorite is C&C Red Alert.

Lowtax - Is that the game where you are being the pirate and you must steal the food from robots until the planet shoots at you and then you must be running from the GIANT SPIDER?

jaedr - Can you install Windows 98 on you computer?

jaedr - Hvat kind of graphic card do you have?

Lowtax - I dont know, let me look

jaedr - OK. Waiting....

Lowtax - OK ONE SECOND

jaedr - OK!

jaedr - OK!

Lowtax - OW OH NO I SHOCKED MYSELF LET ME TRY AGAIN

jaedr - PM OK. I'm waiting....

Lowtax - OK OH NO OWWWWWWWWW i shocked myself again! let me pour some TANG on this to make it stop shocking me

Lowtax - OH NO ITS WORSE

jaedr - Tell me, have you build a PC yourself. I can everyting about a PC!

Lowtax - HOLD ON IM BLEEDING LET ME HIT THIS SWITCH

jaedr - OK!

Lowtax - Helo I am back my computer smells funny now

jaedr - Your computer smells funny now?

Lowtax - yes, there is smoke coming from the back Your are smart with computars, what does that mean?

jaedr - What in the hell have you do?

Lowtax - I DONT KNOW I TOUCHED THE CARD AND GOT SHOCKED AND FELL DOWN AND NOW IT IS SMOKING AND I AM BLEEDING

jaedr - YOU SHOULD NOT THOCH THE CARD. ARE YOU SURE YOU HAVE DONE IT IN THE RIGHT WAY?

jaedr - BUT, ARE YOUR COMPUTER WORKING?

Lowtax - I DONT KNOW ALL I CAN SEE IS GREEN

jaedr - ****! THIS WAS NO GOOD!

Lowtax - NO MY FRIEND THIS WAS NO GOOD AT ALL NOW MY MOTHER IS SCREAMING AND THE BABY IS CRYING

jaedr - HAVE YOU THOUCHED THE SCREEN CARD? THAT SOULD NOT BEE THE WAY YOU TELL ME ONLY THOUCH THE SCREEN CARD. ARE YOU SURE THAT YOU DON'T HAVE DONE SOMETING ELSE?

Lowtax - I DONT KNOW I WAS DRINKING TANG AND THEN I LEANED OVER TO TOUCH MY CARD AND OPENED THE COMPUTER AND HURT MYSELF AND THEN GOT SHOCKED SO I POURED TANG ON THE COMPUTER TO MAKE IT STOP SHOCKING me then it started to smoke and now my dad is on the floor and he's screaming

jaedr - ARE YOUR PC WORKING AT ALL?

jaedr - Are your dad upset of you?

jaedr - Are you here. I can help you!

jaedr - Hwat have you did?

jaedr - Are your PC out?

jaedr - Can you talk now?

jaedr - Come back please!

Lowtax - OK I am back now i am using windows

jaedr - What happend?

Lowtax - I touched the computar on the back and then my dad fell down and my mom cried so i turned off the computar and turned it back on and now i am using WINDOWS

jaedr - But, you shold not get a shock of touching the PC. I don't understand why?

Lowtax - I am not being sure perhaps i should wear clothes when touching the computar

jaedr - I see. I don't know why you get a shock of you PC. It's never been happend to me. I have built many PC's.

Lowtax - Out of what, metal or brick?

jaedr - Can you expain that a more? Pleace! :-)

Lowtax - What do you are building the computars from? Do u use metal or wood or wires??? i tried to build a computar onsce out of wood and it fell apart, i even used wires

jaedr - I build a computer with buing the part from the shop. I buy a cabinett, a maincard and a prosessor. And RAM, 64 MB. and a HD, a CD rom and a sound card and all the stuff you need for a PC. And bild it up like a new PC. You see?

Lowtax - Oh, like a car

jaedr - Yes, you can say it like that!

Lowtax - Oh, you must be smart like a doctor or zoologist then

jaedr - It's one of my hobbyies!

Lowtax - MY HOBBY IS UNDRESSING

jaedr - Your hobby is to undressing?

Lowtax - yes i get paid to undress for the JAPA-nese buisness men and clowns

jaedr - You have to expain more please!

Lowtax - i get paid to dansce in front on the stage and then i throw off the clothing at JAPA-nese buiesness men and they spit on me for money and i dance I LOVE to dance

jaedr - What type of music are you dancing at?

Lowtax - TECHNO BUMP BUMP PA TA CHA CHA BUMP BUMP CHA TA TA BUMP

jaedr - I see. Have a lot of Techno. It's one of the style I like wery much. Techno and Disco.

Lowtax - BUMP BUMP YA CHA TA CHUMP BUMP HA DANSCE YOU FAG BUMP BA CUMP BA SHAKE YOUR HEAD

Lowtax - BUMP BUMP BUMP CHA BUMP TA BUMP LET ME SHOVE MY PENIS IN YOU BUMP BA CHA BUMP i love techno

Lowtax - do u use lavendar?

jaedr - What is lavendar?

Lowtax - lavendar is the best u can use it to emale your baby

jaedr - Are you gay?

Lowtax - NO U ARE GROSS I AM NOT GAY WHY ARE YOU MEAN

jaedr - I'm not gay. I'm sorry. Might we are misunderstanding each other. OK?

Lowtax - ok have u ever been to a highway rest stop at night?

jaedr - In USA?

Lowtax - What is USA?

jaedr - Are you not from America?

Lowtax - no, I am to be living in Canada they will not being to let me into the USA, they have a law against it

jaedr - So you are from Canada. OK. I see. I'm from Norway!

Lowtax - OH HELLO MY NORWAY FRIEND

jaedr - NORWEGIAN FRIEND PLEASE.

Lowtax - YES PLEASE

Lowtax - I HAVE TO GO NOW, THE POLICE ARE HERE

jaedr - WHAT IS GOING ON?

Lump

HA HA HA HA, LOL Thats funny Nice one.

John

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Mills

LOL
ROFL
Funniest thing I've seen in ages

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Mills

Cake Fiend

Like that police thing at the end

Monty - the one and only

RFOL
nice one bubbs

Shiminay

Love it!

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http://homepage.eircom.net/~davitt

Asuka

LOL

Thats the funniest thing ive read in ages

silverski

LOL.......

STaN

lol the good owl days

cournioni

LOL. Dumbass!

Carbiens

Originally posted by *******


Lowtax - OK OH NO OWWWWWWWWW i shocked myself again! let me pour some TANG on this to make it stop shocking me

fu<king priceless,:D

Irish_Ranger_IR

Some people have too much time....

GoneShootin

LOLOL


i didnt read it, i saw all the LOL's and wanted to join in. Im so lonely

Wolf

That truly is one of the funnest things I have seen in a long time. No wonder people are wondering why im laughing at the down the phone

TomTom

I like the brick or wood bit. very good.

STaN

16-04-2000

hehe, any1 notice the original post date

TomTom

quite a gap, whats the oldest thread on boards?

CuLT

How I did roffle... however STaN, I ph33r you will stir the evil of Monty from the murky depths...

Hmm, wonder how he'll go on this one, 3 month banning for irrelevant polls so who knows.

/me flings a pokéball GO CARDIZARD!

Sev

I have to say I did'nt think that was too funny until I saw this...

Lowtax - I HAVE TO GO NOW, THE POLICE ARE HERE

I 'lol'ed

Tusky

hahahahha classic !

Repli

Excellent read well worth the revivation (sp?)

Kai

I have one of these where i took the piss out of a american womaon, classic stuff. ill post it in humour saturday, its really classic.

hells angels

a little bit confusing but very funny...:D

BArra

that is some funny ****

[Iramus]

Haha some dumbasses on ICQ

oneweb

AAAAAAAAAHAAHAAHAA!!!!!! Excellent stuff. Absolutely brilliant!

Love this...

OK OH NO OWWWWWWWWW i shocked myself again! let me pour some TANG on this to make it stop shocking me

The police bit is the icing!

Fantasmic!, I haven't laughed so hard in such a long time! My sides are so sore Thank God I didn't read that in college,
what people would've thought of me creasing up

Cheers *******

byte

/me roffles! Tis a good yin!

Cake Fiend

Heh, I was just about to post something along the lines of "jesus, I read that about 3 fecking years ago" till I read the post date

(there was even a sticker on the Staff PC monitor in Net House for years saying 'PLS DONT SPILL TANG ON MEH')

Monty - the one and only

moved to humour board