Limericks

Slaanesh

Myself OL and Tarzan joined #quake.fi and started making up Limericks
All until Sam came up with the funniest Limerick ever.

<spidorr> There was a young fellow named perkin
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<spidorr> Who was always jerkin his gherkin
<spidorr> His father said perkin
<spidorr> Stop jerkin your gherkin
<spidorr> Your gherkins fer ferkin not jerkin

Shiminay

LOL

A classic!

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All the best,

Dav
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http://homepage.eircom.net/~davitt

ste

and to think the essence of this comes from the old sk00l qw3rs just goes to prove, that no1 will ever be able to replace them...

bubbles

There was once an arab called koopa
Whos quake skills where quite super
He picked up quad
Destroyed the enemy squad
Then f*cked the corpse of the troopa

i once chatted up a hore
She said her ass was sore
She said she got laid
cos she spent the night at Blades
Then changed her nick to DeVore !

I once met a man who was posh
Who offered me alot of dosh
I said "yes please"
He got on his knees
And thats how i cheered up Slosh


I'm a poet and I didn't know it.

Hobbes

Only Koopa isn't an arab?


...
If I was a caterpillar,
in the summer frolicks.
I'd climb up all the bushes and trees,
and slide down on my ...... hands and knees.

bubbles

<Koopa> bubbs, i'll be whatever you want me to be