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Johnny strikes again !!

  • 03-12-2002 1:44pm
    #1
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 345 ✭✭


    A man was walking on the sidewalk and noticed up ahead that Little Johnny was wearing a red fireman's hat and sitting in a red wagon. It appeared that the wagon was being pulled slowly by a large Labrador Retriever. When he got closer to the lad, he noticed that Johnny had a rope tied around the dog's testicles, which probably accounted for why the dog was walking so gingerly. Smiling, he spoke to the little boy, "That's really a nice fire engine you have there son. But I'll bet the dog would pull you faster if you tied that rope around his neck."
    "Yeah," Johnny replied, "but then I wouldn't have a siren."


Comments

  • Closed Accounts Posts: 593 ✭✭✭Carbiens


    roffl, excellent ive missed lil' johnny:D


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,136 ✭✭✭Pugsley


    Poor doggy :o
    Good'un tho :)


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,228 ✭✭✭Acidflash


    rofl :)


  • Hosted Moderators Posts: 3,290 ✭✭✭TomTom


    johnny is a smart kid. In all his joke he is smart, but that one shows just how smart the little bastard is.


  • Moderators, Computer Games Moderators Posts: 2,975 Mod ✭✭✭✭LoGiE


    LOL :D Classic stuff!


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,754 ✭✭✭Big Chief


    nice one :D


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 452 ✭✭xern


    Class

    he's a sadistic little fellow isn't he!!!!


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,478 ✭✭✭tribble


    I think Jonny's an /\sshole:eek:


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,639 ✭✭✭[nicK]


    I think Jonny's an /\sshole

    i'd say a....lets say .....hmm....3week ban should change his mind.


  • Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators Posts: 28,633 Mod ✭✭✭✭Shiminay


    Let's say a 3 week ban on you for telling me what to do on my own board Scrappy? :p


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,478 ✭✭✭tribble


    :p


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