wtf?

Hobbes

Why would anyone want to take this test? Mine said "The killer is already in the house".

Wyverne

I have a 'wanton' lifestyle, and im going to be tomorrows headlines.

like i needed a website to tell me i have a great life an am going to be famous


thanx hobbes great site

Lump

Hmmm, Intresting, "Less then Fifty" your probally a treat to others, well Don;t worry I got more then Fifty.

John

metalchicken

I have no longer to be drunk in public. "You can't control your actions if you can't control your body". That's the point, isn't it???
I am also not to get the bus, as I may meet criminals on it.(!!)
A very strange test.

Lump

It's aimed towards american's, you know the people who walk in to schools killing people.

John

BossArky

Apparently I'm a treat to others and I should learn to change a tire.

BossArky

Does your answering machine unemotionally ask for messages?

?!

the celtic tiger

I got less than fifty alright but it kept pushing the point that I need to cut down on alcohol. You can't control your actions if you can't control your body you know!!!

Also, for the laugh, I did the rape/beaten one and got a score of -67 putting in all stupid answers like, I always carry a stick and handgun!!!! (if u get a minus score it means that u are a danger to the beater and the lower the score the more of a daner you are!!!!!!) By the way, I just did the murder one and got a score of 420!!!!

nice


tct

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And with that I stand down as leader of this ancient and very sacred society. I just hope you will treat your new leader with as much love and respect as you have shown me. I bid thee farewell.
thank you

In all seriousness....the greatest place on earth!

Executive Steve

whooooa, that is kinda scary....
i got a grand total of 188 on murder [!] [the score only goes up to 100]
a devastating total of 103 on being beaten up [rated up to 80] and apparently i wont be burgaled; odd that since i live on da nortsoide. aah well.

the celtic tiger

Yeah, I got 420 and Gerry got 405!

tct

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I'm a bicycle!!


In all seriousness....the greatest place on earth!

Cake Fiend

A score of 2 on the assault test.

"carry a police officer with you when you go out" WT absolute F???

42 on the murder scale
(I need to drink less :P )

-28 on the burglary test - my steel doors helped :P

DeVore

"Do You walk in public more than five times per month"

No I'm a fncking Hermit Crab. I sit under a rock all day... like eh wtf?

Apparently I am about to be mugged any minute...

It would be a good idea to make out a will. Put your portable valuables in a safe deposit box. Think twice before you go nightclubbing or driving. You are obviously having a fun life but to make it through another year it would be advisable to take up jogging, martial arts, firearms and carry a police officer with you when you go out. Carry some cash (25 to 50 dollars) and fewer credit cards. Don't open your door to strangers. It puts you at risk. It has simply gotten too dangerous to use an ATM (automatic teller machine) after dark. Recommend ATM machines to be placed in police substations.Don't drink in public. You can't control your actions if you can't control your body.Commuting by bus or train puts you in contact with many car-less criminals.

Did they just advise me to "carry a police officer" with me when I go out?

Excuse me Mr Cop, would you mind getting into my pocket, I was thinking about having one of my 5 strolls in public about now..

I have to go now, my mugger is here..

DeV.

Blitzkrieger

Hey! I got the same as Dev in that one! Funny that I've never been mugged.

Apparantly I'm going to be burgularised, murdered and assualt people.

sutty

daM HOW did that test know i was going to rob deV????? i only just came up with the plan!!!!

Kegser

Let's see...

I scored 107 in the 'Are you going to be Murdered?' test.. oops :P

You face more criminal (per capita) in the big city. That adds to some of your risk, but hey...

Never misuse drugs unless you are ready to go to jail.

Marijuana is dangerous to your arrest record and lungs. Appreciate the risk you face if someone wants to use the knowledge of your drug use in a way to damage your reputation.

You are drinking too much. You cannot control ANY situation with less than optimal control of your body

Never misuse drugs unless you are ready to go to jail.

Why thank you occifer, I'll damned well do that... do you have coffee on your personage? And maybe some methadone? If you would be so kind.


And damn I score 435 on the 'Are you going to commit Assault?' test.

Yis had better watch out :P

Thats was a waste of time..

Kegs.

Gerry

In america, all those questions probably seem perfectly reasonable.

FreaK_BrutheR

Your total is 402.

(More than 275) The higher you go over this number, the more risk others are facing from this student.


Rather high I would have thought.


I is gettin yis all apparently. Im a sick and twisted man who needs obvious help and to be kept from the rest of society. I am the one you mother warned you about.