New Silly Name

Mr E · 28-11-2002 4:49pm #1

Sometimes when you have a stressful day or week, you need some silliness to break up the day. Here is your dose. Follow the instructions to find your new name. The following is an excerpt from a children's book, "Captain Underpants and the Perilous Plot of Professor Poopypants" by Dave Pilkey:

The evil Professor forces everyone to assume new names...

Use the third letter of your first name to determine your New first name:

> > > a = poopsie
> > > b = lumpy
> > > c = buttercup
> > > d = gidget
> > > e = crusty
> > > f = greasy
> > > g = fluffy
> > > h = cheeseball
> > > i = chim-chim
> > > j = stinky
> > > k = flunky
> > > l = boobie
> > > m = pinky
> > > n = zippy
> > > o = goober
> > > p = doofus
> > > q = slimy
> > > r = loopy
> > > s = snotty
> > > t = tulefel
> > > u = dorkey
> > > v = squeezit
> > > w = oprah
> > > x = skipper
> > > y = dinky
> > > z = zsa-zsa

Use the second letter of your last name to determine the first half of your new last name:

> > > a = apple
> > > b = toilet
> > > c = giggle
> > > d = burger
> > > e = girdle
> > > f = barf
> > > g = lizard
> > > h = waffle
> > > i = cootie
> > > j = monkey
> > > k = potty
> > > l = liver
> > > m = banana
> > > n = rhino
> > > o = bubble
> > > p = hamster
> > > q = toad
> > > r = gizzard
> > > s = pizza
> > > t = gerbil
> > > u = chicken
> > > v = pickle
> > > w = chuckle
> > > x = tofu
> > > y = gorilla
> > > z = stinker

Use the fourth letter of your last name to determine the second half of your new last name:

> > > a = head
> > > b = mouth
> > > c = face
> > > d = nose
> > > e = tush
> > > f = breath
> > > g = pants
> > > h = shorts
> > > i = lips
> > > j = honker
> > > k = butt
> > > l = brain
> > > m = tushie
> > > n = chunks
> > > o = hiney
> > > p = biscuits
> > > q = toes
> > > r = buns
> > > s = fanny
> > > t = sniffer
> > > u = sprinkles
> > > v = kisser
> > > w = squirt
> > > x = humperdinck
> > > y = brains
> > > z = juice

Thus, for example, George W. Bush's new name is Goober Chickenshorts.

- Dave (Squeezit Chucklechunks)

Yeah I know its stupid!

seamus · 28-11-2002 4:59pm

Loopy Applebrains.

God, that name brings back some memories........

Corega · 28-11-2002 5:02pm

Gidget Bubblebrain

Celt · 28-11-2002 5:06pm

Squeezit Applelips

Gordon · 28-11-2002 5:21pm

hehe The name's Bubblefanny, Loopy Bunnyfanny.

Riamfada · 28-11-2002 5:25pm

Mine I classic
POOPSIE GIZZARDBUTT

Pepe LeFrits · 28-11-2002 5:47pm

hmm celt, what is your surname ?

<-- Buttercup Applelips.

Dustaz · 28-11-2002 6:10pm

Dustaz is dead..

say hello to Crusty CootieButt

D-Generate · 28-11-2002 6:18pm

Crusty Rhinolips is ainm dom.

Makaveli · 28-11-2002 6:21pm

Donkey Wafflesniffer

rymus · 28-11-2002 6:55pm

Poopsie Wafflebrain*

*mortified beyond belief

monument · 28-11-2002 6:58pm

mez name nows Buttercup Lizard Sniffer

BuffyBot · 28-11-2002 7:02pm

Well hey there, Boobie Bubble

Kali · 28-11-2002 7:09pm

Crusty Gorillachunks. jesus. thats just sick.

strat · 28-11-2002 7:12pm

Crusty Bubblesquirt

0_o

El Marco · 28-11-2002 7:18pm

I am now, Loopy Cootieshorts.

DRakE · 28-11-2002 7:39pm

Poopsioe girdle.

:rolleyes:

Seraphina · 28-11-2002 8:22pm

poopsies girdlechunks

Dun · 28-11-2002 8:31pm

Je m'appelle Buttercup Bubblechunks

Geez, knowing me I'll go round introducing myself as that tomorrow night when I'm on the piss.

oeNeo · 28-11-2002 8:38pm

Chim-chim Giggle-buns!

Lex_Diamonds · 28-11-2002 9:12pm

Crusty Apple Shorts

OSiriS · 28-11-2002 9:28pm

<-- Chim-Chim Girdlelips

I'm overwhelmed by the silliness, let me sit down ...

superconor · 28-11-2002 9:42pm

me llamo zippy bubbletush.
tee hee

Ryo Hazuki · 28-11-2002 9:52pm

Loopy WaffleSniffer

DiscoStu · 28-11-2002 9:56pm

Dorkey Girdlechunks

hmmmm.......

Mossy Monk · 28-11-2002 11:09pm

snotty bubblebutt

charming :rolleyes:

xern · 28-11-2002 11:29pm

buttercup cootiemouth

Wossack · 29-11-2002 1:24am

Zippy Bubblenose... what sadistic parents I have...

Zippppppeeeee

DapperGent · 29-11-2002 1:41am

Snotty Applekisser. Certainly an improvement.

sceptre · 29-11-2002 4:02am

Poopsie Gorillachunks

Boo.

I'm now Kali's cousin:rolleyes::)

Do I win a prize if I introduce myself as that to 5 people tomorrow?:D

DapperGent · 29-11-2002 4:10am

Originally posted by sceptre
Poopsie Gorillachunks

Boo.

I'm now Kali's cousin:rolleyes::)

Do I win a prize if I introduce myself as that to 5 people tomorrow?:D

No but I'll give you a tenner if you mime it.