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Side effects of beer!

  • 11-04-2000 8:29pm
    #1
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,984 ✭✭✭


    Science marches on...
    Yesterday scientists revealed that beer contains small traces of female hormones.To prove their theory, the scientists fed 100 men 12 pints of beer and observed that 100% of them:

    * gained weight,
    * talked excessively without making sense,
    * became emotional,
    * couldn't drive, and
    * refused to apologise when wrong.

    No further testing is planned.


Comments

  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 10,984 ✭✭✭✭Lump


    Heard it before, but still funny, and True, so true wink.gif

    John



  • Closed Accounts Posts: 171 ✭✭metalchicken


    Grrrrrrr.....


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,373 ✭✭✭Executive Steve


    believe it or not, it is true. if you look at some real serious hardcore drinking themselves to death alcoholics in russia, the eight litres of vodka a day set, you'll see that secondary sexual characteristics like breasts do in factg occur quite regularly. reduction of sperm counts and dimunition of genital size also occurs.

    anyone fancy a pint? wink.gif


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 21,264 ✭✭✭✭Hobbes


    The problem with women in general is they take everything personal. - John Cleese


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 890 ✭✭✭Wyverne


    Originally posted by Venom:
    Science marches on...
    Yesterday scientists revealed that beer contains small traces of female hormones.To prove their theory, the scientists fed 100 men 12 pints of beer and observed that 100% of them:

    * gained weight,
    * talked excessively without making sense,
    * became emotional,
    * couldn't drive, and
    * refused to apologise when wrong.

    No further testing is planned.

    What do you mean you sorry, fat, illiterate, incompetent and righteous chatterbox.



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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 359 ✭✭m1RV


    ROFLMAO.

    << Arf Arf >>


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