Funny Observations...

MEGA BRO WOLF 5000

Ok, your walking down the main street one day and you fall, people walk by and say what a twat, you go home and tell your mates you fell in the street and they laugh at you right?!

Now... When an old person falls they say, "I had a fall", why is that, could they not just say god i fell on my arse today im some twat...?

You always hear your gran say "Oooh I had a fall last week"

Anyway thats my funny observation of human life... any more?

pyure

funny observation ?!?...

i think its coz when old ppl fall chances are they could break a hip or something...doubt ur gonna hear ur granny come in and say 'jeez, i on my ass and broke my hip, what a twat am i'

MEGA BRO WOLF 5000

doubt ur gonna hear ur granny come in and say 'jeez, i on my ass and broke my hip, what a twat am i'

But why...? When do people become "old"? When do you start puttin the blue dye in your hair and perming it? When you turn 60 do you just give up getting the latest style and say, "hmm a perm might suit me" its all getting back to my origional observation when do you start saying "I had a fall" as opposed to "My ass hurts..."

Hmm...

Doc

Have I wandered into humanities or something?

Coz this ain't funny!!!

MEGA BRO WOLF 5000

Sit tight. It'll be in the recycle bin in minutes!

Carbiens

Originally posted by Bananas
Sit tight. It'll be in the recycle bin in minutes!

well thank **** for that

Shiminay

Moving to Humanities - tis the best place for this.

amp

Umm.. thanks Kharn.. I suspose it does border on philosophy, kinda

DeVore

My mother would say to me as a grubby kid

"Just *look* at your face"... you shouldn't say things to kids like that. I spent ages thinking about it....

Or I'd bug my dad for sweets or something and he'd say
"I'll give you sweets!" in a vaguely threatening tone. I always wanted to say "Really?!" just to be a smartarse

I'll think of some more... but it always amazed me how people dont think logically about some of the things they say....

DeV.

ykt0di9url7bc3

Kinder Eggs were always a dissapointing yet i kept bugging my parents for them!!!!!....

Transformer toys were never quick things to change!!!!....

Guinness, although worth waiting for, never quenched my thirst!!!

After so many years why do I still love and want to play Mario Kart over and over again....?

Why is it when i get a pay rise i know its going to cost me????

Why is it when i look back over 700 posts i see nothing really important yet i love boards.ie?

azezil

a little bug call 'foot n mouth' could stop the orange men marching while years of violence could not