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English Language By Gender

  • 23-11-2002 11:52am
    #1
    Samson
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    WOMEN'S ENGLISH
    > > > Yes = No.
    > > > No = Yes.
    > > > Maybe = No.
    > > > We need = I want.
    > > > I'm sorry = You'll be sorry.
    > > > We need to talk = I need to complain.
    > > > Sure, go ahead = I don't want you to.
    > > > Do what you want = You'll pay for this later.
    > > > I'm not upset = Of course I'm upset, you moron!
    > > > Are you listening to me?? = Too late, you're dead.
    > > > You have to learn to communicate = Just agree with me.
    > > > It's your decision = The correct decision should be obvious by now.

    > > >
    MEN'S ENGLISH
    > > > I'm hungry = I'm hungry.
    > > > I'm sleepy = I'm sleepy.
    > > > I'm tired = I'm tired.
    > > > Nice dress = Nice cleavage!
    > > > I love you = Let's have sex now.
    > > > I'm bored = Do you want to have sex?
    > > > What's wrong? = I guess sex is out of the question.
    > > > May I have this dance? = I'd like to have sex with you.
    > > > Can I call you sometime? = I'd like to have sex with you.
    > > > Do you want to go to a movie? = I'd like to have sex with you.
    > > > Can I take you out to dinner? = I'd like to have sex with you.
    > > > I don't think those shoes go with that outfit = I'm gay


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