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Drunk Driving

Big Chief · 2002-11-21 10:03:06

You've probably heard this one before but here goes - One night, a police officer was stalking out a particularly rowdy bar waiting to catch any drunk drivers. At closing time, he saw a fellow stumble out of the bar, trip on the curb, and try his keys on five different cars before he found his. Then, sat in the front seat…

21-11-2002 10:03am

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Big Chief

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You've probably heard this one before but here goes -

One night, a police officer was stalking out a particularly rowdy bar waiting to catch any drunk drivers. At closing time, he saw a fellow stumble out of the bar, trip on the curb, and try his keys on five different cars before he found his. Then, sat in the front seat fumbling around with his keys for several minutes.
Everyone left the bar and drove off. Finally, he started his engine and began to pull away. The police officer was waiting for him. He stopped the driver, read him his rights and administered the Breathalyser test.
The results showed a reading of 0.0. The puzzled officer demanded to know how that could be.
The driver replied, "Tonight, I'm the Designated Decoy."

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#2 21-11-2002 10:29am

Carbiens

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:rolleyes:

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#3 21-11-2002 1:29pm

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:rolleyes:

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#4 21-11-2002 1:37pm

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It's done in some parts.....or at least it used to be done. Down the shticks.

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#5 22-11-2002 12:18am

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Oldie, but i rofl'ed when i 1st read it

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