North-soide logic

Trojan

Two Northsiders, Anto and Mickser, decided that they
weren't going anywhere in life and thought they should go to
college to get ahead.
They head out to UCD Belfield. Anto goes in first, and the professor
advises him to take maths, history,and logic.
"What's logic?" asked Anto.
The professor answered, "Let me give you an example.
Do you own a lawnmower?"
"I sure do," answered the Northsider.
"Then I can assume, using logic, that you have a back garden,"
replied the professor.
"Jaysus. That's real good," the Northsider responded in awe. The
professor continued: "Logic will also tell me that since you have a
back garden, you also have a house."Impressed, Anto shouted,
"AMAZIN'!!!!!"
"And since you own a house, logic dictates that you have a wife."
"Sharon! This is incredible!" (Anto is obviously catching on.)
"Finally, since you have a wife, logically I can assume that you are
heterosexual," said the professor.
"Stop da lights! that's the most fascinatin' ting I ever heard of. I
can't wait to get into this logic class."
Anto, proud of the new world opening up to him, walked back
into the hallway where Mickser is still waiting.
"So what course are ya goin' for?" he asks.
"Maths, history, and logic," replies Anto.
"What in the name o' jaysus is logic?"
"Let me give you an example. Do ya own a lawnmower?"
"No"
(PAUSE)
"Ya ****in queer ya"

Stephen

I think that was posted here last week

Lump

Yes indeed it was :P

John

Trojan

hehe soz lads! just got it in email Ah well... still rocks.

Al.