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if it was a blokes world .......

  • 13-11-2002 9:05pm
    #1
    xern
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 452 ✭✭


    1.Breaking up would be a lot easier. A smack on the arse and a
    "Cheers for the sex - now f#ck off" would pretty much do it.
    2. Birth control would come in ale or lager.
    3. Valentine's Day would be moved to February 29, so it would only occur in leap years.
    4. On Mothers Day, you'd get the day off to go drinking.
    5. Instead of "beer-belly", you'd get "beer-biceps".
    6. Tanks would be far easier to rent.
    7. Every woman that worked would have to do so topless.
    8. Every man would get four, real Get Out of Jail Free cards per year.
    9. Telephones would cut off after 30 seconds of conversation.
    10. When your girlfriend really needed to talk to you during the
    televised football, she'd appear in a little box in the corner of the
    screen when the ball goes out of play.
    11. Nodding and looking at your watch would be deemed as an acceptable
    response to "I love you."
    12. The funniest guy in the office would get to be boss of the company.
    13. "Sorry, but I got wasted last night", would be an acceptable
    excuse for absence and/or poor time keeping.
    14. Lifeguards could remove females from beaches for violating the
    "Public Ugliness" law.
    15. Hallmark would make "Sorry, what was your name again?" cards.
    16. Lager would have the same effect as Viagra.
    17. "Fancy a shag" would be the only chat up line in existence and it
    would work every time.
    18. Everyone would drive at least 70mph and anyone driving under
    that would be fined.
    19. Dinner break would happen every hour and the boss
    would hire in strippers and 2000 per-night brasses for the duration of
    those breaks.

    20. Saying "Lets have a threesome. You, me and your sister" to your wife/girlfriend would get the response, "What a great idea!"
    21. Harrier jump jets would take you to and from work.
    22. Everyone would own a real Lightsabre. Any disagreements would
    be settled with a fight to the death. (or the loss of a hand)
    23. Vomiting after 20 pints would actually make you more
    attractive to the opposite sex.
    24. When it was time to leave work, a whistle would sound
    and you'd get to slide down the back of a Brontosaurus like Fred
    Flintstone


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