Perspective on life according to George Costanza

Mr.Applepie

Perspective on life according to George Costanza:

"The most unfair thing about life is the way it ends. I mean, life is
tough.
It takes up a lot of your time. What do you get at the end of it? A death.
What's that, a bonus?!? I think the life cycle is all backwards.

You should die first, get it out of the way. Then you go live in an old
age
home. You get kicked out for being too healthy, go collect your pension,
then, when you start work, you get a gold watch on your first day. You
work
forty years until you're young enough to enjoy your retirement.

You drink alcohol, you party, and you get ready for High School. You go to
primary school, you become a kid, you play, you have no responsibilities,
you become a little baby, you go back, you spend your last 9 months
floating
with luxuries like central heating, spa, room service on tap, then you
finish off as an orgasm!!

Amen

Kone

classic

John2002

I completely agree with this guy!

Pep

Lifes a bit*h snt it

Pugsley

ROFL!!
bloody great one!

Evil Jose

Bloody brilliant!! ROFL