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The Face At The Window

  • 12-11-2002 2:11pm
    #1
    Kone
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,372 ✭✭✭


    It was coming up to Halloween, in the middle of the countryside, and these
    two lads left the pub after a long night of drinking, jumped in the car and
    started it up. After a couple of minutes, an old man appeared in the
    passenger window and tapped lightly. The passenger screamed: "Look at the
    window. There's an old ghost's face there!" The driver sped up, but the old
    man's face stayed in the window. The passenger rolled his window down a bit
    and, scared out of his wits, said: "What do ye want?" The old man softly
    replied: "Ye got any tobacco?" The passenger handed the old man a cigarette
    and yelled "Step on it" to the driver, rolling up the window in terror.
    A few minutes later they calmed down and started laughing to each other. The
    driver said: "I dunno what happened, but don't worry; the speedometer says
    we're doing 60 now."
    All of a sudden there was a light tapping on the window and the old man
    reappeared. "There he is again!" the passenger yelled. He rolled down the
    window and shakily said: "Yes?"
    "Do you have a light?" the old man quietly asked. The passenger threw his
    disposable lighter out the window, saying: "Step on it!" They were driving
    about 80 miles an hour, trying to forget what they had just seen and heard,
    when all of a sudden there came some more tapping.
    "Oh my God! He's back!" The passenger rolled down the window and screamed in
    stark terror, "WHAT NOW?"
    The old man gently replied: "Do ye want some help getting out of the mud?"


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