Why does T.V suck!!

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plz answer me!!!!

Gordon

Because it imposes an intoxicating almost-supersonic audio whine onto all that hear it... but it's great for mindumbingly boring times.

Muirthile

Originally posted by #MEAT#
Why does T.V suck!!

Perhaps you're getting confused with a vacuum cleaner?

Karl Hungus

Because you've not plugged it in, idiot.

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Yes it is pluged in. I'm sick and drunk and am pissed off that I've not been in the GTI for the past 4 days and I'm receving e-mails from my teacher bout projects in the next coming weeks. to make it worse T.V SUCKS DOnkey legs. big time

whiskey
whiskey
whiskey

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oh fcuk

I just flood the toilet


:eek:

DamienH

was it more interesting to watch than the box

El Marco

I can see this thread going down hill quickly.

Pepe LeFrits

Ah bless.

Mossy Monk

the thread title reminds me of Ozzy Osbourne asking his son to push the blow job button on the remote control

BuffyBot

I assume I'm suppose to care...but I just can't find it in myself...

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perss blow joovb


















bed

Karl Hungus

This really begs the question: 'Why wasn't he left banned?'

Space Coyote

the reason tv sucks is two-fold ...numero uno ...

Oh christ i can't be @rsed, i should prolly got to bed, but theres rubbish on tv that i must watch.
Hmm, is that like a quantum paradox or something?
Captain, I believe it is some kind of spacial anomoly !
You don't ferking say ensign, that is quite extraordinary, wouldn't it be fascinating if we actually came upon something other than a spacial anomoly, what do you think number one?
Sorry captain, i was too busy ogling at the counsellor's planetoids to bother listening to your ramblings.
Oh number one, you have a lot to learn, hahaha, you know what, oh this brings me back to when i served upon the Stargazer...
Oh christ, here we go again...
Commander Riker, go fetch my tritanium-based rectal expander.
Aye aye captain.
Mr. Data, you have the bridge ...

Perhaps i may be drunk afterall ...

Pigman

Originally posted by #MEAT#
plz answer me!!!!

Because you have no life and choose to tolerate its current level of quality.

Gordon

Originally posted by El Marco
I can see this thread going down hill quickly.

Wise man once say that threads cannot roll uphill when at bottom... of... hill.

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fs did I say that last night?. my god was I drunk

Monty - the one and only

Thread is dead.