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Single ay?

red_ice · 2002-11-08 20:42:36

A girl walks in to a supermarket and buys the following items: 1 Bar of Soap 1 Toothbrush 1 Tube of toothpaste 1 loaf of bread 1 pint of milk 1 apple 1 banana 1 orange 1 plum 1 grapefruit 1 tomato 1 lettuce 1 cabbage 1 baking potato 1 kraft single 1 samosa 1 vegetable pakora 1 muesli bar 1 pie 1 frozen pizza 1 single…

08-11-2002 8:42pm

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A girl walks in to a supermarket and buys the following items:

1 Bar of Soap
1 Toothbrush
1 Tube of toothpaste
1 loaf of bread
1 pint of milk
1 apple
1 banana
1 orange
1 plum
1 grapefruit
1 tomato
1 lettuce
1 cabbage
1 baking potato
1 kraft single
1 samosa
1 vegetable pakora
1 muesli bar
1 pie
1 frozen pizza
1 single frozen dinner

The bloke behind her in the queue taps her on the shoulder. He is carrying a basket with a 24 pack of stella, a bottle of Buckfast Tonic Wine, a pizza and some Wagon Wheels. As she turns he smiles at her and says, "Single, eh?"

The girl smiles sheepishly and replies "How did you guess?" He looks at her - straight in the eyes and gently says "Because you're minging"

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#2 10-11-2002 4:46pm

Evil Jose

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ROFL The funniest Iv seen on Boards so far! Classic:D

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#3 10-11-2002 5:00pm

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lmao

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#4 11-11-2002 12:06pm

nanook

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not what i was expecting

me enjoyed that

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#5 11-11-2002 6:51pm

xern

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Brillant!!

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#6 11-11-2002 8:47pm

Practical

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rofl good one

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#7 11-11-2002 11:13pm

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hehehe...buckfast...he he

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