Remark's to get you through your work day

Venom

Sarcastic remarks to get you through the day...

1)And your cry-baby whiny-assed opinion would be?
2)Do I look like a ****ing people person
3)This isn't an office.It's hell with fluoresecent lighting.
4)I started out with nothing and still have most of it left.
5)I pretend to work/They pretend to pay me.
6)Sarcasm is just one more service we offer.
7)You!......off my planet
8)If I throw a stick will you leave?
9)If i wanted to hear thge patter of little tiny feet,I'd put shoes on my cats feet.
10)Did the aliens forget to remove the anal probe.
11)errors have bee made.Others have been blamrd.
12)A hard-on dosent count as personal growth.
13)Allow me to introduce my selves.
14)Waht ever kind of look yopu were going for,you missed.
15)Suburia,where they rip out the trees and name streets after them.
16)Well,this was a total waste of make up.
17)See no evil,hear no evil,date no evil.
18)Are those your eyeballs?I found them in my cleavage.
19)Im not your type!Im not inflateable.
20)I have a computer,a vibratot and pizza delivery.Why should I leave the house?
21)It aint the size,its.....no,its the size.
22)Im tyrying to imagine you with a personality.
23)Stree is when yopu wake up screaming and relise you havent been to sleep yet.
24)okay,okay,I take it back!Un**** you.
25)Tomany freaks,not enough circuses
26)Macho law prohibits me from admitting im wrong.
27)Nice perfume,did you have to marinate your self in it?