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Baldy

A couple were invited to a swanky family masked fancy dress Halloween
party.


The wife got a terrible headache and told her husband to go to the party
alone. He, being a devoted husband, protested, but she argued and said she
was going to take some aspirin and go to bed and there was no need for his
good time to be spoiled by not going.

So he took his costume and away he went. The wife, after sleeping soundly
for about an hour, awakened without pain and as it was still early, decided
to go to the party.

In as much as her husband did not know what her costume was, she thought
she
would have some fun by watching her husband to see how he acted when she
was
not with him.

So she joined the party and soon spotted her husband cavorting around on
the
dance floor, dancing with every nice "chick" he could and copping a little
feel here and a little kiss there.

His wife went up to him and being a rather seductive babe herself, he left
his new partner high and dry and devoted his time to her.

She let him go as far as he wished, naturally, since he was her husband.
After more drinks he finally he whispered a little proposition in her ear
and she agreed,so off they went to one of the cars and had a "quickie" in
the back seat.

Just before unmasking at midnight, she slipped away and went home and put
the costume away and got into bed, wondering what kind of explanation he
would make up for his outrageous behaviour.

She was sitting up reading when he came in, so she asked what kind of time
he had. "Oh, the same old thing.

You know I never have a good time when you're not there." Then she asked,
"Did you dance much?" He replied,"I'll tell you, I never even danced one
dance. When I got there, I met Pete,Bill Brown and some other guys, so we
went into the spare room and played poker all evening."

"You must have looked really silly wearing that costume playing poker all
night!" she said with unashamed sarcasm. To which the husband replied,




"Actually, I gave my costume to your Dad. Apparently he had a whale of a
time."

Big Chief

lol sick but funny

Carbiens

:eek: omfg thats wrong, funny, but very very wrong

netwhizkid

hi,
i laughed loads at that one, very good, lol, disturbing though, what if she got pregnant ???? Ha ? now that would be funny hey ??

Regards netwhizkid

Pugsley

Thats funny, disturbing, but funny

Acidflash

Originally posted by netwhizkid
hi,
what if she got pregnant ???? Ha ? now that would be funny hey ??

Regards netwhizkid

she'd have a son/daughter / brother/sister. The kid could be it's own aunt/uncle!!!!!!. Jerry Springer would have a field day