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  • 02-11-2002 6:08pm
    #1
    Gordon
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 35,524 ✭✭✭✭


    John was a big man. He was so gigantically enormous he ate animals whole, some townsfolk say he even ate an ***whole. He carved stone statues in his spare time and even gave some of his masonry away for free, all the townsfolk called him the *********.

    One night he went out with his mate Jim to a bar and drank ****tails, they liked ****tails. 'Ere Jim' said John 'by eck Jim stop suckin me ****tail you've got your own woon'. Jim had a green palour to his face 'I cahnt John, this woons meckin me feel d***y'. 'D***y? Tell Richard to stop it' replied John. Ho' ho' ho' they laughed, ho' ho' ho'.

    John saw her, he was desperate to talk to the lovely Tremendula, he always had a crush on her and tonight it seems she felt the same way. She walked right over to him and looked huskily into his eyes. 'Jim' Johns voice quivered 'Jim, Jim.. look' John was nervous as Tremendula's hand touched his leg. 'I don't believe it Jim she's hitting on meh, she's hitting on meh, SHE' ****TING ON MEH!!!"



    ah well it was funny in my head :(


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  • #2
    kaimera
    Closed Accounts Posts: 16,396 ✭✭✭✭kaimera


    ah well it was funny in my head

    hmmm..I'll prolly laff at it in work laterz


  • #3
    yellum
    Closed Accounts Posts: 5,025 ✭✭✭yellum


    I'd laugh maybe if I was a bit stoned ... and it was even remotely funny

    :p;)


  • #4
    phreak
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,216 ✭✭✭phreak


    all i can say is...


    :rolleyes: W T F :rolleyes:


  • #5
    Kali
    Closed Accounts Posts: 6,601 ✭✭✭Kali


    *watchs tumbleweed roll by After Hours*


  • #6
    Tails
    Closed Accounts Posts: 295 ✭✭Tails


    :confused::confused::confused:
    have i missed something?


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  • #7
    Pigman
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,092 ✭✭✭Pigman


    Originally posted by Gordon

    ah well it was funny in my head :(
    Should have kept it there then.


  • #8
    pickarooney
    Moderators, Arts Moderators Posts: 35,741 Mod ✭✭✭✭pickarooney


    Didn't raise a s******.


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