Another David beckham joke!

xern

A plane was about to crash with 5 people on board and only 4 parachutes. The first person said. " I am Roy Keane, one of the best footballers in Ireland. I am worth a lot of money and my fans need me so I think I should be saved." The others agreed and gave him one of the parachutes and off he went.
The second person said "I am Tony Blair, a dynamic English
politician who can really help my country and I think I should be
saved." The others said." O.K." and gave him a parachute.
The third person said "I am David Beckham, captain of the
English National squad. I have a wife and son and a newborn baby. Everyone knows I am a really nice guy and everyone thinks I am stupid, but I'm not, so I am taking a parachute." and off he went.
There were two folk left, the Pope and a 10 year old schoolgirl.
The Pope said, "child I am old and frail and have lived my life
while you are young with everything before you." " You take the
parachute and I will stay with the aircraft and take my chance"
"It's O.K." said the girl, "there are still two parachutes.
David Beckham picked up my schoolbag."

superconor

lol, good

phreak

David Beckham is alot smarter than you give him credit for.*


*sorry, i couldn't stop laughing when i tried to say that sentence out loud