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I thought I was the only one who got turned on by...

  • 25-10-2002 8:04pm
    #1
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 166,012 ✭✭✭✭


    Unregistering for obvious reasons

    OK then - so what's your fetish - what's that thing that really gets you going, the thing that formed a big part of your teenage fantasies, the thing that you were certain that you were the only one in the world to get turned on by (until you found the Internet)

    For me, it's rainwear!

    Oh for those fabulous days of the 80's when ladies young & old wore those long, clear plastic raincoats of many colours - or even those sexy yellow/blue reversible raincoats - all too rare these days.

    So what get's you going?


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 295 ✭✭Tails


    Jesus my "thing" is rather dull by comparison, lingerie. but on second thoughts the glimpse of a top of a nice blue welly would get me going any day!!!:p


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,967 ✭✭✭adnans


    believe it or not. patch cables.

    adnans


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 10,246 ✭✭✭✭Riamfada


    People who like red/blue latex 80;s raincoats floats my boat,finds my lost remote.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 8,478 ✭✭✭GoneShootin


    nothing says HARD ON like the number 5 bus to south mall :D


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 721 ✭✭✭ShevY


    hmm, thought that was no.6


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 5,025 ✭✭✭yellum


    guys with big wads .... of cash


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 5,500 ✭✭✭Mercury_Tilt


    This post has been deleted.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 166,012 ✭✭✭✭LegacyUser


    Ya can't beat a nice shiny or silky tracksuit! Oh take me back to the 90's - a simple lunchtime trip to The Square at lunchtime was a veritable erection-fest of Adidas & Nike shiny tracksuits - tops & bottoms.

    Damn those boring cotton/fleece leggings that have pushed the elegant shiny ones down to the back of the wardrobe


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,946 ✭✭✭D-Generate


    It is the No.6 to Grange/Frankfield which I get most days and can I just say the majority of the chics that get it are stellas


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,127 ✭✭✭STaN


    /me fits yellum's cat :D

    ==========

    guys who are good lookin & dont know it :)


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 2,590 ✭✭✭lordsippa


    A good anal knifing.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 895 ✭✭✭imp


    Girls with Scottish accents. Edinburgh, preferably.

    *shrug* don't ask why, I don't know...

    }:>


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 444 ✭✭s0l


    Lego! especially the scuba diver girls :)


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 10 fluffie


    in no way am i a 'stella chic'! there are some normal passengers on it, y'know! and i get that bus (or the no.7) a lot!

    fluff*


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 166,012 ✭✭✭✭LegacyUser


    Mine main one was(and is)teachers(female of course-"I aint no batty boy":D) In school if it was a particularly boring class Id just pass it by by dozing off and imagining shagging the teacher right there on her desk.Throughout my schooling life there were about 8 of them I would have gladly shagged,ranging from the 20s to the mid 40s.TBH alot of the older ones were women I wouldnt have looked twice at in the street.I dunno-maybe its just that when you`re with them for half an hour every day you start to realise"Wow,shes got a great pair of them and she isnt all that bad looking for her age":)I would imagine myself with them in lesbo orgies with the other female teachers(jesus Im a filthy minded f*ck!:D)
    Things like doctors,nurses,female guards etc never really got me going.Uniforms never really appealed to me.

    In conclusion the teachers thing was/is heaven for me.I`d give anything to shag some of the ones I had.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,507 ✭✭✭DamienH


    The no. 6 is better than the no. 7 but then the 7 bus is full of stella or " common" women.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 20,099 ✭✭✭✭WhiteWashMan


    funny that i used to get the number 6 to school many years ago.
    as for fetishes, give me to young boys,a tub of marmalade and 3 christmas baubles and im in heavan,


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 936 ✭✭✭FreaK_BrutheR


    A fat schoolboy's as good as a woman wwman.

    Ive loads of fetishes to be honest. Bit odd be times me.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,946 ✭✭✭D-Generate


    For all those reading the buses mentioned are Cork buses


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 2,590 ✭✭✭lordsippa


    Filthy cork people. Them and their buses...


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 5,025 ✭✭✭yellum


    Originally posted by lordsippa
    Filthy cork people. Them and their buses...

    Stoopid long haired residents of the pale with your funny names ..... and infatuation with your own breasts


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,287 ✭✭✭thedrowner


    Originally posted by yellum
    Stoopid long haired residents of the pale with your funny names ..... and infatuation with your own breasts

    yeah? and?????
    :D


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 5,563 ✭✭✭Typedef


    Stylettos in bed.
    Either with the chick wearing them or me...... I'm easy.
    I call those sorts of shoes "follow me f*ck me pumps" for obvious reasons.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 20,099 ✭✭✭✭WhiteWashMan


    Originally posted by Typedef
    Stylettos in bed.
    Either with the chick wearing them or me...... I'm easy.
    I call those sorts of shoes "follow me f*ck me pumps" for obvious reasons.

    i find you interesting.

    i think i will study you further.....


  • Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators Posts: 42,361 Mod ✭✭✭✭Beruthiel


    Originally posted by Typedef
    Stylettos in bed.
    Either with the chick wearing them or me...... I'm easy.
    I call those sorts of shoes "follow me f*ck me pumps" for obvious reasons.

    it's true what they say...
    the quiet one's are always the worst!


  • Users Awaiting Email Confirmation Posts: 15,001 ✭✭✭✭Pepe LeFrits


    Originally posted by imp
    Girls with Scottish accents. Edinburgh, preferably.

    *shrug* don't ask why, I don't know...

    }:>

    Nothing strange about that :)


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,651 ✭✭✭Enygma


    I'm on for absolutely anything and everything, with three exceptions. No kids, animals or other guys.

    Fat chicks, watersports, female to male anal :)
    Yup I'd do it all. :D

    Fúck it, you only live once.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 2,479 ✭✭✭Kell


    Blonde, Swedish school girls with pig-tails, lacy g-strings and cut off bra's- you know those half height ones that expose the nipples.

    Did any of you know that Sweden is experiencing negative population growth? I suggest that we arrange shag expeditions to Sweden to impregnate their incredibly beautiful mid twenty something blondes and get paid by the government at the same time for saving the Swedish species. Anyone with me?


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 2,682 ✭✭✭chernobyl


    Originally posted by Beruthiel
    it's true what they say...
    the quiet one's are always the worst!

    You should have heard what he was whispering in my ear....tramp!


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,287 ✭✭✭thedrowner


    Originally posted by Kell
    cut off bra's- you know those half height ones that expose the nipples.


    and there i was thinking that my bra just didnt fit me.....

    i'd love to help u on yer mission but unfortunately i lack the impregnation gene


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 15,399 ✭✭✭✭Thanx 4 The Fish


    Well you could come over in a consultancy role drowner, let us know if we got our technique correct etc. Could give us some practical examples too ;)


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 29,130 ✭✭✭✭Karl Hungus


    A coathanger and a bottle of gin.
    Simply really...


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 6,598 ✭✭✭ferdi


    i have to say getting bitten or punched or kicked does something for me, but only by a girl. a good substancial beating, yes that'll do the trick.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 2,479 ✭✭✭Kell


    I am in agreement with Thanks for the Fish, Drowner, that you should join our mission on a consultative basis and help us in the practical elements of this undertaking. Besides lacking the gene doesnt stop you engaging in the act with some twenty something gorgeous Swedish blonde. So long as thats your thing of course.

    As for Ferdi- I was with this German for a while and Christ was she violent. Doesnt do it for me.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 5,563 ✭✭✭Typedef


    Originally posted by chernobyl
    You should have heard what he was whispering in my ear....tramp!

    What now, ear, what.

    Shave your head, get your ear pierced and stop using windows

    /Turn on, tune in, drop out.
    Che Lives


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 721 ✭✭✭ShevY


    Originally posted by D-Generate
    It is the No.6 to Grange/Frankfield which I get most days and can I just say the majority of the chics that get it are stellas

    fukin smelly bus, i have to get it all de time unfortunately.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,522 ✭✭✭Dr. Loon


    Jackrussels and baked beans for me. Gotta be Heinz though.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 103 ✭✭mrblue


    FMB's every time.

    "Take everything off but leave the boots on".

    Oh yeah...


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 166,012 ✭✭✭✭LegacyUser


    'Female Feet!'


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 2,931 ✭✭✭togster


    Kell wrote:
    Blonde, Swedish school girls with pig-tails, lacy g-strings and cut off bra's- you know those half height ones that expose the nipples.

    Did any of you know that Sweden is experiencing negative population growth? I suggest that we arrange shag expeditions to Sweden to impregnate their incredibly beautiful mid twenty something blondes and get paid by the government at the same time for saving the Swedish species. Anyone with me?

    Already There. Göthenborg to be precise. And its heaven.....


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  • Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 60,113 Mod ✭✭✭✭Tar.Aldarion


    That's some bump. Don't really like anything odd. it's all about the tummy.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,468 ✭✭✭matt-dublin


    how is this a personal issue??

    i feel the wrath of thaeydal coming

    and Tar.Aldarion I am in agreement!


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 6,395 ✭✭✭Marksie


    Dragging up 5 year old threads is a no-no.


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