House mate from hell

Blue Duck

What do you do if your house mate is trying to kill you??

First he leaves his keys in the front door, hoping that someone will come in and murder me in my bed!! and then last night he tried to burn me alive by setting the kitchen on fire!!
I do just love that char-grilled effect in kitchens, so in at the moment!!

And now to name the culprit, its Trojan and if you missed that ITS TROJAN!!!!!

Dr. Loon

Kill him.

Slimjim

Agreed.

logic1

Originally posted by Blue Duck
What do you do if your house mate is trying to kill you??

First he leaves his keys in the front door, hoping that someone will come in and murder me in my bed!! and then last night he tried to burn me alive by setting the kitchen on fire!!
I do just love that char-grilled effect in kitchens, so in at the moment!!

And now to name the culprit, its Trojan and if you missed that ITS TROJAN!!!!!

Smother him with a pair of underpants. Make a pair that look rather like a dashing hat and give them to him as a present, then when he tries it on BAM pull it down over his face and INSTANT DEATH!

.logic.

Ronin

Back into the kitchen with u!. If you hadn't left it he wouldn't have had to cook in the first place would he!!..

Ro.

Blue Duck

God dam i should never have given you back your underpants, logic, i could use them now, but im sure the smell would have killed me long ago!!!

And i have much better assets than my cooking skills, so i don't need to be in the kitchen.
Sexist git!!

Trojan

Thanks Katie, but it would be unfair of me to take all the credit!

Kudos also to your boyfriend for ripping the smoke alarm off the wall last week!

It's a collaborative effort, we're hoping to get the insurance payoff when we knock you off...

No comment on the cooking skills issue ...

Al.

meglome

My old flatmate did that to me... I woke up one night, I thought nothing of it but then the smell of burning signalled something was wrong. It did cross my mind to hurt him, as he lay there on the sofa asleep, drunk. I didn't but I explained what I'd do to him if he did it again.

I have found the neighbours keys in the their door but fair play they had locked the door from the inside thus protecting themselves .

Blue Duck... I hate to be all male about this but don't hesitate to show pictures of said assets.

/edit... Trojan I see you removed the name of her boyfriend

kayos

Hey I seem to remember there was a fire in Al's place in Galway a couple of years ago..... Al is there something your not telling us per chance?

kayos

Shiminay

Al's a Fire Starter - Twisted Fire Starter!!!

Katie - knife in the head whilst he's lying in bed.

It rhymes so it has to be the best solution.

Quack

eth0_

My old housemate was really ****ed up, as soon as my friend moved in he started rarely coming home, then when he did, he'd blank us, and he took ALL the telephones in the house and had them all connected in his bedroom.
I also found he was cooking his dinner over a gas camping stove in his bedroom :-D

And as if that's not enough, he told us 2 weeks ago that he was moving out (in 2 days time) and our landlord was moving in.

After he ****ed off, the landlord came round and said, no, I want the house BACK, housemate has known for weeks that I want the house back Mid-November.

Bastard!!
Then housemate from hell went and got the phone cut off! Grr. And he owes me money for bills.

BEAT THAT!

Catch_22

edit... Trojan I see you removed the name of her boyfriend

Yes he did didnt he, hmm cant explain that, but its about time i joined in , Al bashing is always good fun nothing gets me through my days at work a like a good slaggin on irc

<logic-away> hello grill man
<logic-away> of should we call you Mister Toasty
<Trojan> feck off Niall logic too



[QUOTE}Originally posted by kayos
Hey I seem to remember there was a fire in Al's place in Galway a couple of years ago..... Al is there something your not telling us per chance?
kayos [/QUOTE]

hmm i think its time to put child proof locks on the cooker ...

Blue Duck... I hate to be all male about this but don't hesitate to show pictures of said assets.

ahem none of that now :mad:

Shad0r

yeah doesnt suprise me tbh....

Al was probably there trying to chat the sink up after a night out and forgot he'd left something cooking.....