Evils of drink

Venom

A guy was in New York on a business trip and decided to head to a local bar
for a drink. Standing outside the bar was a nun holding a tin cup.

As the man threw a few bucks into her cup the nun launched into a long
tirade about the evils of alcohol. She went on and on about how alcohol was
tearing apart the fabric of society and how it was the root of all the
city's problems.

Slightly pissed off at having to listen to this the guy said,

"Listen sister, I work hard for my money and sometimes at the end of a long
day I like a drink or two. That doesn't make me a bad person. I have a wife
I idolize and two wonderful kids at home. I provide for my family, I
volunteer my time to several local service clubs and I contribute regularly
to various charities. Yet you stand here and condemn me just because I
drink the occasional glass of scotch!"

The nun was slightly taken aback and replied, "I see your point my son and
I apologize if I offended you but the alcohol is such a powerful demon that
all who consume it are doomed..."

"Look there you go again," said the man, "How can you make such a sweeping
statement. Have you ever even TRIED alcohol?"

"Of course not!" gasped the nun, "The evil alcohol has never touched my lips."

"Do you really think that one glass of booze can change you from a devout
nun to some kind of evil degenerate?"

"Well, I really don't know ...."

"I'll tell you what, come into the bar with me and I'll buy you a drink.
One drink. I'll prove to you that "evil" is not inside the glass, it's
inside the person."

"Oh I could never be seen going into such a den of inequity, it's out of
the question. However, your comment about evil residing in the person
rather than the glass is quite intriguing. I must admit you've aroused a
curiosity in me."

"Well let's go inside and settle this"

"No my son, I could never enter such a place... but how about this. Take my
tin cup with you and fill it with this 'scitch' you mentioned...."

"Scotch," the guy corrects.
"Right," the nun continues, "Bring it out to me and I'll try it."
"You're on!" said the guy.

The nun removed all the change and handed him the tin cup. He went into the
bar and said to the bartender, "Two scotch on the rocks, and could you put
one of them in this tin cup please"

The bartender sighs, "Is that ****ing nun out there again?"

phreak

nice one!

whats with all the nun jokes that have been here recently?

Acidflash

should have seen that coming

Pugsley

Out of the 8 odd jokes you posted here in a row thats the only one i havent heard recently..................
Tis ok tho

ShevY

:):)