Chinese Proverbs

ayatollah

...Man who wants pretty nurse, must be patient.
...Passionate kiss, like spider web, lead to undoing of fly.
...Better to be pissed off than pissed on.
...He who walk through airport door sideways going to Bangkok.
...Boy who go to sleep with hard problem wake up with solution in hand.
...Couple on 7-day honeymoon make whole week.
...Girl who sit on jockeys lap get hot tip.
...Girl who sits on Judge's lap get honorable discharge.
...Lady who go camping must beware of evil intent.
...Man who keep feet firmly on ground have trouble putting on pants.
...He who run behind bus get exhausted.
...Man who leap off cliff jump to conclusi on.
...Man who smoke pot choke on handle.
...Man with tight trousers is pressing his luck.
...He who fishes in others' holes often catches crabs

phreak

...woman who leaves cat out in rain ends up with wet pussy

bozzie

man who walk to airport turnstile sideways is goin to bancok

Tellox

he who go to bed with itchy bum wake up with smelly finger

coupe 02

man who run on front of car get tired.

people who live in glasshouses should change in basement

man who argue with wife all day get no peace at night


and now a notice of abservation.
I find going out with homeless girls super. You can drop them off anywhere afterwards

Mistakill

...Confusious say "Never shave your Duck"

OLDYELLAR

LOL
originally posted by Tizlox

he who go to bed with itchy bum wake up with smelly finger
funny hehe