Corporate Lessons

GoneShootin

apologys if this has been done in the recent past :

Corporate Lesson 1

A man is getting into the shower just as his wife is finishing up her shower
when the doorbell rings. After a few seconds of arguing over which one
should go and answer the doorbell, the wife gives up, quickly wraps
herself
up in a towel and runs downstairs.
When she opens the door, there stands Bob, the next door neighbor.
Before she says a word, Bob says, "I'll give you 800 dollars to drop that
towel that you have on."
After thinking for a moment, the woman drops her towel and stands naked in
front of Bob. After a few seconds, Bob hands her 800 dollars and leaves.
Confused, but excited about her good fortune, the woman wraps back up inthe
towel and goes back upstairs. When she gets back to the bathroom, her
husband asks from the shower "Who was that?"
"It was Bob the next door neighbor," she replies.
"Great," the husband says, "did he say anything about the 800 dollars he
owes me?"
Moral of the story:
If you share critical information pertaining to credit and risk in time with
your stakeholders, you may be in a position to prevent avoidable exposure.

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Corporate lesson 2

A priest was driving along and saw a nun on the side of the road, he stopped
and
offered her a lift which she accepted.
She got in and crossed her legs, forcing her gown to open and reveal a
lovely leg.
The priest had a look and nearly had an accident. After controlling thecar,
he slid his
hand up her leg.
The nun looked at him and immediately said, "Father, remember psalm 29?"
The priest was flustered and apologized profusely. He forced himself to
remove his
hand. However, he was unable to remove his eyes from her leg.
Further on while changing gear, he let his hand slide up her leg again.
The nun once again said, "Father, remember psalm 29?"
Once again the priest apologized. "Sorry sister but the flesh is weak."
Arriving at the convent, the nun got out gave him a meaningful glance and
went on
her way. On his arrival at the church, the priest rushed to retrieve abible
and looked
up psalm 29.
It Said, "Go forth and seek, further up, you will find glory."
Moral of the story:
Always be well informed in your job, or you might miss a great
opportunity!

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Corporate Lesson 3

Usually the staff of the company play football.
The middle level managers are more interested in Tennis.
The top management usually has a preference for Golf.
Finding:
As you go up the corporate ladder, the balls reduce in size.

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Corporate Lesson 4

A sales rep, an administration clerk and the manager are walking to lunch
when they find an antique oil lamp. They rub it and a Genie comes out in a
puff of smoke.
The Genie says, "I usually only grant three wishes, so I'll give each ofyou
just one."
"Me first! Me first!" says the admin clerk. "I want to be in the Bahamas,
driving a speedboat, without a care in the world."
Poof! She's gone.
In astonishment, "Me next! Me next!" says the sales rep.
"I want to be in Hawaii, relaxing on the beach with my personal masseuse,an
endless supply of pina coladas and the love of my life."
Poof! He's gone.
"OK, you're up," the Genie says to the manager.
The manager says,"I want those two back in the office after lunch."
Moral of story:
Always let your boss have the first say.

Carbiens

their good

but i espesially liked the first one, it gave me a great idea...tanks;)

Wook

I'll allow it !
pretty funny stuff

Benbaz

memphis

good one