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Paddy Irishman...and friends

Michael Collins · 2002-10-15 19:17:46

Paddy Englishman, Paddy Irishman and Paddy Scotsman were all stranded in a desert....somehow...and they hadn't eatin in 3 days. They were walking around looking for something, anything to eat...when they came across a body. They looked at each other and decided they would have to eat the body to stay alive, but not to be…

15-10-2002 7:17pm

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Michael Collins

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Paddy Englishman, Paddy Irishman and Paddy Scotsman were all stranded in a desert....somehow...and they hadn't eatin in 3 days.

They were walking around looking for something, anything to eat...when they came across a body. They looked at each other and decided they would have to eat the body to stay alive, but not to be disrespectful, they would only eat the parts of the body that was in the place name of where they were from...So...Paddy Englishman was from Liverpool, so he ate the Liver...Paddy Scotsman was from the Heart of Scotland so he ate the heart...and Paddy Irishman was from Ballsbridge but wasn't feeling that hunrgy really...

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#2 15-10-2002 7:50pm

cournioni

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hehe... nice one.

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