A Memo To The Management

cujimmy

A MEMO TO THE MANAGEMENT

I, the penis, request a raise in salary for the following reasons:

I do physical labor
I work at great depths
I plunge head first into everything
I do I do not get weekends or public holidays off
I work in a damp environment, don't get paid overtime
I work in a dark workplace that has poor ventilation
I work in high temperatures
My work exposes me to contagious diseases.

Response from Management:
Dear penis,
After assessing your request, and considering the arguments you have raised, the administration rejects your request for the following reasons:

You do not work 8 hours straight
You fall asleep on the job after brief work periods
You do not always follow the orders of the management team
You do not stay in your allocated position and often visit other areas
You do not take initiative...you need to be pressured and stimulated in order to start working
You leave the workplace rather messy at the end of your shift
You do not always observe necessary safety regulations, such as wearing the correct protective clothing
You will retire well before reaching 65
You are unable to work double shifts
You sometimes leave your allocated position before you have completed the day's work
And if all that were not enough, you have been seen constantly entering and leaving the workplace carrying two suspicious looking bags.

Yours sincerely,
The management .

Gordon

Hehehe

Carbiens

he he, goon'un:D

Defenistrator

You are unable to work double shifts

You do not work 8 hours straight

You fall asleep on the job after brief work periods

You do not take initiative...you need to be pressured and stimulated in order to start working

Never understood what you lesser mortals suffer from, but this explains a lot!

poor guys!

D.