I am better than your kids

yellum · 12-10-2002 4:35pm #1

Childrens art graded

http://www.fleetmack.com/~maddox/irule.html

http://www.fleetmack.com/~maddox/irule2.html

oeNeo · 12-10-2002 5:35pm

http://208.243.160.4/files/maddox/crapart2_2.jpg

"That's interesting, everyone in this picture is white. Even the rainbow is white. Perhaps in an ideal world, everyone would be white isn't that right, Rachel? Or should I call you RACIST? Nice try, Hitler. F"

excellent :cool:

Acidflash · 12-10-2002 5:45pm

"This was a Christmas gift from Kelly to her parents. Good job Kelly, now pack up your **** and find a foster home. If my kids tried to pass this off as a gift, they'd come home from school and find all their **** outside in a box. What a lousy gift, seriously. You give them video games and toys, and they give you some half-assed drawing with a crooked tree. I wonder how much a gift like this would set someone back. Five, maybe ten minutes to find a napkin and some markers? F"

Nice one yellum

rofl

swiss · 12-10-2002 10:19pm

Class links. I think they are mirrored from this website, the aptly titled "The best web page in the Universe". This guys tone is consistent, and the funniest part is all the hate mail he receives.

yellum · 12-10-2002 11:19pm

His review of signs was pure class too.

Spot on review it was.

Pigman · 13-10-2002 11:14am

What a ****ing loser that guy must be!?

The site author proudly proclaims that he's written nearly 300 pages and over 100,000 words on all these topics that he hates. It's just a pity that it's all so ill concieved unresearched and puerile.

damnyanks · 13-10-2002 11:35am

Whats that do

bugler · 13-10-2002 11:42am

Don't tell us Pigman, tell him!

Pigman · 13-10-2002 11:55am

Originally posted by bugler
Don't tell us Pigman, tell him!

Nah, after all I think that's exactly what he wants! I saw his 'people hate me' page and it's seems to be the only power trip he can get in his worthless little life.

Silverfish · 13-10-2002 2:13pm

Hmmmm.

Its his website, let him do what he wants on it. Dammit, I think he's great. I laughed til I felt sick.

I dunno, his opinions are just as valid as some of the crap that gets posted on boards.ie but at least he contains it within his own website.

His review of Titanic is brilliant as well.

Funky · 13-10-2002 3:11pm

London.UK.WhatNET.Org

#maddox

Panda · 14-10-2002 11:13am

Originally posted by Pigman
What a ****ing loser that guy must be!?

i thought it was hilarious and i'm pretty sure hes just taking the piss for a laugh.

you gotta relax mannn

DRakE · 14-10-2002 12:12pm

SO
****ing
Funny

I'm sitting here in computer labs and trying by best to hgold in my rofl's

Guys sitting around me have no idea

So funny!

This was a Christmas gift from Kelly to her parents. Good job Kelly, now pack up your **** and find a foster home. If my kids tried to pass this off as a gift, they'd come home from school and find all their **** outside in a box. What a lousy gift, seriously. You give them video games and toys, and they give you some half-assed drawing with a crooked tree. I wonder how much a gift like this would set someone back. Five, maybe ten minutes to find a napkin and some markers?

F

seamus · 14-10-2002 12:23pm

I thought the kids art one wasn't great, but I was roffling at some of the other bits on the site, esp the suicide one. Anyone who complained or took that seriously at all is just a complete moron.........:D

Dun · 15-10-2002 1:49am

I think I nearly split my sides at Candy the Crack Whore

Sir Digby Chicken Caesar · 15-10-2002 6:55am

heh yeah, the aids muppet rocks

and the signs review.. and .. so much of the god damn site

Yurmasyurda · 16-10-2002 1:11am

I've never seen a fire truck that needed to be shaved

That cracked me up! Also the signs movie page completely classic especially if you've seen the movie!

Oeneus · 16-10-2002 8:21am

The sucker punch. Just ask the question "hey, what's that on your shirt?" and when they look down, bust their lip. You need to do this every now and then to keep them guessing. Don't ever let them off the hook. Just because they're not doing anything wrong doesn't mean that they didn't do something wrong earlier that you weren't aware of.

Bloody Brilliant! Funny that he claims that his typos are deliberate!

Raskolnikov · 16-10-2002 10:00am

Originally posted by DRakE
SO
****ing
Funny

I'm sitting here in computer labs and trying by best to hgold in my rofl's

Guys sitting around me have no idea

F

LOL

Me too

Oeneus · 16-10-2002 10:07am

I can't help but love this one!

I am better than your kids

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