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Tongue twister

  • 10-10-2002 3:56pm
    #1
    Gaz
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,600 ✭✭✭


    A guy with a black eye boards his plane and sits down
    in his seat. He notices immediately that the guy next to him has a
    black eye, too.
    He says to him, "Hey this is a coincidence, we both have black eyes; mind if I ask how you got yours?"

    The other guy says, "Well, it just happened. It was a tongue twister accident. See, I was at the ticket counter and this
    gorgeous blonde with the most massive breasts in the world was there. So, instead of saying,
    'I'd like two tickets to Pittsburgh,' I accidentally
    said, 'I'd like two pickets to Tittsburgh'...........
    So she socked me a good one."

    The first guy replied, "Wow! This is unbelievable. Mine was a tongue twister too. I was at the breakfast table this morning
    and I wanted to say to my wife, 'Please pour me a bowl of Frosties, honey.'
    But I accidentally said, 'you ruined my life you evil fat slag'


Comments

  • #2
    Pugsley
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,136 ✭✭✭Pugsley


    Hehehe, gud 'un, got a smile :)


  • #3
    TomTom
    Hosted Moderators Posts: 3,290 ✭✭✭TomTom


    I was expecting that but I still could not hellp bursting out laughing. Great One


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