A trekke joke(for the end of DS9)

Monty - the one and only

Some one mailled me this today

1.What may NEVER happen in Star Trek: Deep Space Nine...

2.Commander Sisko has no advice to give his son, Jake.

3.O'Brien can't fix something and has to call in a professional.

4.Odo isn't suspicious of anyone and makes friends easily.

5.Dr. Bashir discovers that O'Brien is his long-lost brother.

6.In a token of good will, Quark buys drinks for everyone and gives all of his money to the needy.

7.Dax has one too many drinks and spends the night with Dr. Bashir.

8.An entire episode passes without anything at all happening.

9."Captain Sisko, you will host 2 of the Federation's most distinguished peace ambassadors for the Dominion Peace Accords: Ambassadors Beavis and Butt-head."

10.Instead of throwing lawbreakers into the brig, Odo lets everyone off with a warning.

11.Dr. Bashir won't operate on Quark for fear of a malpractice suit.

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[This message has been edited by Monty - the one and only (edited 03-04-2000).]

Hobbes

Originally posted by Monty - the one and only:
8.An entire episode passes without anything at all happening.

You mean something happens?

Paladin

no no.
Nothing happens. Thats part of the joke.
Its kinda like the way comedians make fun of themselves as part of an act.
At least thats what I think it is.

Shiminay

Not a bad way to end it last night, but I though the finalé to TNG was much better ("All Good Things" wasn't it?)

Anyway, I'd not been following it completely - why was Gal Dukat (I know, it's prob. spelt wrong) a Bejoran (also spelt wrong)??? Just one of this little things that worries me...

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Lucutus

He had himself surgiacally altered so that he could go to Bajor and seduce Kaí Winn. She was ****ed off when she found out that the little farmer she'd shágged from some obscure little province, was in fact, the leader of Bajor's occupation. Still, he'd accomplished his task and set her researching 'the dark side'...

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Lucutus of Borg

the celtic tiger

What the fupp!!!

tct

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And with that I stand down as leader of this ancient and very sacred society. I just hope you will treat your new leader with as much love and respect as you have shown me. I bid thee farewell.
thank you

Shiminay

Kool, taa

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Dav
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