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Stag Night HELP!!!!

  • 04-10-2002 7:26pm
    #1
    jim_bob
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 379 ✭✭


    My mate is getting married soon & I’m the Best man, I have to organise his Stag night. The thing is I have never actually been to one. I’ve heard loads of stories and that. Just looking for some ideas of stuff to do or what u got up to when u where on one before. Any suggests are well appreciated

    Cheers


Comments

  • #2
    Kim Tae-Woo
    Closed Accounts Posts: 111 ✭✭Kim Tae-Woo


    drink, smoke, girls, strippers,
    then dump your mate in a river


  • #3
    Kim Tae-Woo
    Closed Accounts Posts: 111 ✭✭Kim Tae-Woo


    Golden pages


  • #4
    Gordon
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 35,524 ✭✭✭✭Gordon


    Print up T-shirts that everyone will wear.
    Make a theme - I went to one where we wore sarongs
    Get a venue - preferrably one that doesnt mind raucusness.
    Get other peoples ideas - people that will be there.
    Think of things to make the groom do - i.e. go up to a woman and get her to show her bum to the lads
    Get everyone to chip in for a pot of beer money
    Make everyone humiliate the stag
    Just go out basically and have a blast

    I asked my Dad what they did in his day and he said that they stripped the stag and painted his testicles with tar.... (I dont advise that)


  • #5
    The Gopher
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,004 ✭✭✭The Gopher


    Go into Dublin for a few pints,a few lines of coke,take in some lap dancing,drive to the docks and put in place a series of events in which your pal will wake up naked the next day in an abandoned industrial estate in Moscow.
    Boy Johnny didnt like that one.He only got home just in time for the wedding..........


  • #6
    tman
    Closed Accounts Posts: 16,339 ✭✭✭✭tman


    Kim Tae-Woo - Banned
    lol, about time!


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  • #7
    oeNeo
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,299 ✭✭✭oeNeo


    Originally posted by Gordon
    I asked my Dad what they did in his day and he said that they stripped the stag and painted his testicles with tar.... (I dont advise that)

    Your dad is sick, man, sick!!


  • #8
    leeroybrown
    Closed Accounts Posts: 7,563 ✭✭✭leeroybrown


    Some other funny ones people I know have been subject to.

    Stripped naked, wrapped in industrial cling-film and left under a Pool Table. (Do not use that one under any circumstances - the guy in question did not feel too good afterwards)

    Stripped Naked, pushed into a phone box. Then a car was driven up against the door with the headlingts on full. Left there for night.

    Very rural one:
    Stripped naked (see a common theme here ;) ), placed in a trailer with a Suck-Calf. Now even city types can understand the implications of that ;)

    Stripped, blindfolded, and thrown into a 20 foot deep emergency fire water tank. (he lived)

    I can't think of many more off hand.


  • #9
    Sposs
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,472 ✭✭✭Sposs


    You Know your Friend Best go with whatever you think he will enjoy or not if thats your angle :)


  • #10
    Victor
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 78,610 ✭✭✭✭Victor


    Organise somewhere in town where you can meet up afterwards, if possible an apartment / hotel.

    Chain / handcuff him to a railing in his boxers.

    Put him on the ferry to Wales / Isle of Man / France (new service Dublin - Cherbourg).

    Mark the soles of his wedding day shoes with tipex saying "HELP ME" - it should get a giggle when he kneels down at the altar.
    3 rules:
    Rule 1 : remember that if you are not married now, the groom will reek double revenge on your wedding day.
    Rule 2 : never do anything that can't be made right by the wedding day - hold the stag at least a week before.
    Rule 3 : If you can't agree to rule 2, then never do anything that can't be made right by the wedding night (note rule 1).


  • #11
    OLDYELLAR
    Closed Accounts Posts: 9,230 ✭✭✭OLDYELLAR


    yeah you just gots to strip him , and tie him to something , or else it just would`nt be a stag night.


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  • #12
    thegills
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,802 ✭✭✭thegills


    If your not married don't strip him or he'll double the agony for your stag. I was on a stag recently, the groom had a ball and chain attached to him which he had to carry around all night. It was a 2-nighter, after the 1st night when he was out cold we covered his face with false tan - his face was orange for the whole of the next day.


  • #13
    leeroybrown
    Closed Accounts Posts: 7,563 ✭✭✭leeroybrown


    Yeah,

    If the groom-to-be gets home within 24 hours of the end of his stag night with all body parts intact then he should consider it a great success. ;)


  • #14
    ohgratuitous
    Closed Accounts Posts: 26 ✭ohgratuitous


    may i ask exactly what happened here?
    Stripped naked (see a common theme here ), placed in a trailer with a Suck-Calf. Now even city types can understand the implications of that

    and what became of this guy's testicles!

    I asked my Dad what they did in his day and he said that they stripped the stag and painted his testicles with tar.... (I dont advise that)

    i'm a rural lass myself, so a little naive, ya know! ;)


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