Don't Laugh! (An old classic)

TheWolf

Roger went to the doctor and said, "Doctor, I've got a problem, but if you're going to treat it, first you've got to promise not to laugh."
"Of course I won't laugh," the doctor said. "I'm a professional. In over twenty years I've never laughed at a patient."
"Okay then," Roger said, and proceeded to drop his trousers, revealing the tiniest penis the doctor has ever seen.
Unable to control himself, the doctor fell laughing to the floor. Ten minutes later he was able to struggle to his feet and regain his composure. "I'm so sorry," he said. "I don't know what came over me. On my honor as a doctor and a gentleman, I promise it won't happen again. Now what seems to be the problem?"
"It's swollen."

oeNeo

Heheh, very good

Mossy Monk

it made me laugh. well done

rymus

very good

Lump

HAR HAR HAR,.


John

netwhizkid

hi,

(An old classic)

Its my first time hearing it,

Excellent, very good,
He He, ha ha ha

Very good keep them coming,

Regards netwhizkid

bozzie

i laughed (fell down)and then i cried(coz i hurt my knee)

great joke

superconor

ex-cellent!

to wuote detroit rock city:
"its a barrel of ****in monkeys!

Pugsley

ROFL bloody great!!