watch repair

GoneShootin · 03-10-2002 10:40am #1

An American tourist was visiting in the Netherlands. During his stay in Amsterdam his watch stopped running. He asked one of the locals where he could get his watch fixed. The tourist was guided to the Jewish section of town. He was then directed toward a shop that had clocks displayed in the window. The American tourist entered the shop. Inside, behind a desk, sat an elderly Jewish man with a full beard.

TOURIST: Hello.
JEWISH MAN: Hello.
TOURIST: I came here to have my watch fixed.
JEWISH MAN: Sorry, I don't fix watches. I am a Mohel.
TOURIST What's a Mohel?
JEWISH MAN: A Mohel is a Jewish Man who performs ritual circumcisions.
TOURIST: Ritual circumcisions! But why do you have all those clocks in the window?!
JEWISH MAN: So what would you suggest I have in my window?

Carbiens · 03-10-2002 10:49am

he he he.....beard...he he

BKtje · 03-10-2002 1:12pm

there a joke im missing here somewhere?

Spiffing · 03-10-2002 2:00pm

Originally posted by B-K-DzR
there a joke im missing here somewhere?

Because he does circumcisions what would he have in his window, if not clocks?

thegills · 03-10-2002 2:53pm

Pieces of skin ??

Spiffing · 03-10-2002 5:35pm

Originally posted by thegills
Pieces of skin ??

:rolleyes:

Carbiens · 07-10-2002 1:59pm

my oneskin lies over my twoskin,
my twoskin lies over my three,
my threeskin lies over my foreskin,
oh peel back my foreskin for me for me:D

PEEL BACK OH PEE.........never mind :rolleyes:

TomTom · 07-10-2002 2:01pm

In a word carbine, NO

watch repair

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