Threesome

Nero

I was down in my local pub at the weekend (which is in a village in the middle of nowhere) when word came to us that 2 girls and a fella were having it off in the ladies loo. Here is the story and how it happened - this has caused uproar in the village - great crack.

Your man somehow is a bit of a ladies man (short and ugly, he must have a golden d**k or something) but always has a different woman in tow. He was sitting down having a drink with a few mates and his latest bird. They had a bit of a barney and she went off into the jacks crying. Note - the womens toilet has only one cubicle. After about five minutes one of her friends went in to see if she was OK. After amother five minutes another lady (nothing to do with the original crowd) went in for a leak, came out again and told her mate that there was all sorts of strange noises coming from the cubicle. Another girl went into confirm and then the word got back to golden d**k, he went in and disappeared. Then all sorts of grunts and growns could be heard, it was top notch entertainment, you wouldn't get it on one of those Sky porno channels. Anyway, eventually they came out and yer man was as proud as punch boasting to the girls "ah sure yee loved it didn't yee". The girls were pure embarassed when they realised that everyone in the pub knew what had happened and then they left in a big hulabaloo of chants and slagging.

Well I hope that outs a smile on your face this lunch times as I am still laughing about it three days later, can't wait to see what happens next weekend

Benbaz

I think you need to start reading a book for your lunch break instead of typing really bad stories like that one!!! Very lame indeed!!!!:(

Carbiens

he he he...cubicle hehe

memphis

Sounds like ya just made that one up!!!!

banbutcher

and the punch line of the joke was......