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10 commandments of Boards

jaggeh · 2002-09-27 11:25:12

* This is the one true board. Thou shalt not have strange boards before this * Thou shalt not take the name of the admins in vain * Thou shall post frequently and coherently * Honor thy moderator * Thou shalt not spam * Thou shalt not commit muppetry * Thou shalt not plagerise and claim it is thine own * Thou shalt not…

27-09-2002 11:25am

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jaggeh

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This is the one true board. Thou shalt not have strange boards before this

Thou shalt not take the name of the admins in vain

Thou shall post frequently and coherently

Honor thy moderator

Thou shalt not spam

Thou shalt not commit muppetry

Thou shalt not plagerise and claim it is thine own

Thou shalt not pimp thine own site without cash changing hands

Thou shalt not envy thy neighbours post count

Thou shalt not break the laws of the sig

and so it was written

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#2 27-09-2002 11:42am

seamus

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My Lame attempt:

The Seven Deadly Sins of boards.ie
Post Count Pride. The belief that a high post count makes people listen to you, and taints your ability to notice that you're just posting spam. (j00 r such a n00b)

Envy is the desire for others' post counts, moderator status, or posting abilities.

Gluttony is an inordinate desire to post more than that which one topic requires. (lol. lol. lol@me. lol)

Lust (a/s/l?)

Anger is manifested in the mod/admin who has drank too much, and bans everyone from his/her forums over a trivial remark. (Glenstal)

Greed is the desire for material gain, ignoring the fact that it's just an internet forum. (Can I be moderator here too?)

Sloth is the avoidance of physical work. A particular vice among all boards.ie posters. (Man, I'm soo hungover, I'm not doing a f*cking thing today)

Apologies for this. I am cringing just thinking about posting this. But.....I......must

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#3 27-09-2002 11:56am

Beruthiel

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I am cringing just thinking about posting this. But.....I...must

does this mean Seamus that you have committed the deadly sin Post Count Pride.

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#4 27-09-2002 2:35pm

spongebob

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now if you would kindly link each commandment to an explicit utterance by the Supreme Deity himself it could be stickied globally so it could,

after all you are but Moses coming down the mountain with the pills...sorry the tablets.

eg....

8 Thou shalt not Pimp thine own site without cash changing hands

would be one.

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#5 27-09-2002 3:59pm

Typedef

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Thou shalt not plagerise and claim it is thine own

Point of order.

Talent borrows, Genius steals!

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#6 29-09-2002 3:46pm

cournioni

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I got one... don't make useless topics like this on the board again...

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