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A pirate walks into a bar.........

  • 19-09-2002 7:12pm
    #1
    xern
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 452 ✭✭


    A pirate walks into a bar and the bartender says, "Hey, I haven't seen you in
    awhile. You look terrible. What happened?"

    "What do you mean?" replies the pirate, "I feel fine."

    "What about the wooden leg? You didn't have that before."

    "Well, we were in a battle and I got hit with a cannon ball, but I'm perfectly
    fine now."

    "That's good," says the bartender, "but what about that hook? What the hell
    happened to your hand?"

    "We were in another battle. I boarded a ship and got into a big sword fight. My
    hand was cut off so I got fitted with a hook. I'm fine, really."

    "Well, what about that eye patch?"

    "Oh, one day we were at sea and a flock of birds flew over. I looked up and one
    of them damn birds **** in my eye."

    "You're kidding," says the bartender, "you couldn't lose an eye just from some
    bird ****."

    "It was my first day with the hook."


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