gorilla

Gaz

Barcelona had acquired a female of a very rare species of
gorilla.
Within a few weeks, the gorilla became very cantankerous and
difficult to handle. Upon examination, the Zoo veterinarian
determined the problem.
The gorilla was on heat.
To make matters worse, there were no male gorillas of the species available.
While reflecting on their problem, the Zoo management noticed
Mick, a big Cork man, responsible for fixing the Zoo's machinery.
Mick, like most
Cork men, had little sense, but seemed to be possessed with ample ability to satisfy a female of ANY species. So, the Zoo administrators thought they might have the solution. Mick was approached with a proposition.

Would he be willing to have sex with the gorilla for EUR500?
Mick showed some interest, but said that he would have to think the matter over carefully.

The following day, Mick announced that he would accept their
offer, only under 3 conditions:

"First," he said, " I don't want to have to kiss her."
"Secondly, you must never tell anyone about this".

The Zoo administration quickly agreed to these conditions, so
they asked what was his third condition.

Well," said Mick, " I need another week to come up with the
EUR500."

memphis

Good one.... I like it.... but tell me would you be willing to F**k an ape for €500???................ I hope not!!!