Pimper's guide.

Baldy · 11-09-2002 5:36pm #1

This is a terrible joke btw

One day a guy walks up to a pimp and asks him for a prostitute that will never make a noise while having sex. The Pimp a little shocked say "Well you'll have to pay more" So the guy agreeds and Pimp gets his prostitute and they have rampant sex around the room. and after a few minute the prostitute moans. So the guy storms back to the pimp and loses the head with him.

So the pimp gets him another but he has to pay a higher price. So the guy get a new girl and has his way with and all the rest. After the guy is feeling quite satisfied puts on his clothes and just as he is leaving the room the prostitute says "That was great".
Again the guy loses the rag with the pimp.

So the pimp says this time he can definitively sort him out with a prostitute that wont say a word. Same price but under one condition. So he asks what that condition was and the pimp says "That you wear a black condom." So the guy agreeds and has rampant sex with her. The guy gets dressed and leaves the room. He thanks the pimp and wondering why he needed to wear the black condom asks. At this point the pimp replyed well we have to respect for the dead.

Sorry but i thought it wwas good.