One way to pay a debt!

Venom

A man is getting into the shower just as his wife is finishing up
her shower when the doorbell rings. After a few seconds of arguing over which one should go and answer the doorbell, the wife gives up, quickly wraps herself up in a towel and runs downstairs.
When she opens the door, there stands Bob, the next door neighbour. Before she says a word, Bob says,"I'll give you 800 dollars to drop that towel that you have on." After thinking for a moment, the woman drops her towel and stands naked in front of Bob. After a few seconds, Bob hands her 800 dollars and leaves. Confused, but excited about her good fortune, the woman wraps back up in the towel and goes back upstairs.
When she gets back to the bathroom, her husband asks from the
shower "Who was that?"
"It was Bob the next door neighbour," she replies.
"Great," the husband says, "did he say anything about he 800 dollars he owes me?"

Venom

An old retired sailor puts on his old uniform and heads for
the docks once more for old times sake. He engages a
prostitute and takes her up to a room. He's soon going at
it as well as he can for a guy his age, but needing some
reassurance, he asks, "How am I doing?"

The prostitute replies, "Well old sailor, you're doing
about three knots."

"Three knots?" he asks, "What's that supposed to mean?"

She says, "You're knot hard, you're knot in, and you're knot
getting your money back

PPC

Roffle.

Good one

irishman_abroad

both good jokes but theyre soooooo old

BKtje

lmao.
love em both