Talking Parrot

Venom

A woman goes into a pet shop looking for a parrot. The assistant shows
her a beautiful African Grey parrot. "What about this one, Madam? A beautiful
bird, I'm sure you'll agree and it's an absolute steal at only £20."
"Why is it that cheap?" the woman asks.

"Well", replies the assistant,it used to live in a brothel and as a result its language is a touch fruity"
"Oh, I don't mind that", said the woman, making her mind up, "I'm broad minded and it'll be a laugh having a profane parrot".
So saying, she buys the parrot and takes him home. Once safely in his new home, the parrot looks around and squawks at the woman.
"Fúck me, a new brothel and a new madam" "I'm not a madam and this isn't a brothel" says the woman indignantly.
A little later the woman's two teenage daughters arrive home.
"A new brothel, a new madam, and now new prostitutes" says the parrot when he sees the daughters.
"Mum, tell your parrot to shut-up, we're not prostitutes" complained the girls, but they all see the funny side and have a laugh at their new pet.
A short while later, the woman's husband comes home.
"Well fúck me, a new brothel, a new madam, new whores, but the same old clients..... How ya doin', Dave"

BKtje

rofl

bozzie

roflol

that joke is pure class

woosaysdan

is funny cos its true!!!
excellent rofl