Good Luck to all! :)

lordsippa · 08-09-2002 9:29pm #1

Results out this week.

So good luck to all who await their FATE!!!!

You all know how important this is right? We were just saying it wasn't to calm you all down. It's REALLY REALLY VITAL THAT YOU DO WELL!

and that's enough being an ass for now.

claire h · 09-09-2002 4:12pm

Ah, yes, you should all be aware that it's Extremely Important and will determine Your Entire Future. Also that about a week after you've gotten your (generally good) results, the teachers will start a new mantra. "The Junior Cert was dead easy... now, on to the Real Thing!"

Good luck to everyone getting results nonetheless, though...

littlehedgehog · 09-09-2002 6:05pm

thanks guys...............even tho I'm pretty much sh1tting my pants over these results

both my rents are teachers and they are expecting all a's..................not gonna happen.................oh well - nows not the time to be remorseful..............its a time to CELEBRATE COZ WE FINALLY HAVE SOMETHING PROPER TO CELEBRATE!!!
-:sex, drugs, rock and roll
speed, weed and no birth control:-
all things I shall be staying away from of course

Green Hand Guy · 09-09-2002 6:12pm

Exams? Ha! No problem to me, the master of answers to useless exam trivia. I'm gonna do so well they'll have to invent a new letter to measure how great I am.

That is unless they're those horrible mole people! Damn you and your subterrainean tunnels! Damn you all!!!!!

oq4v3ht0u76kf2 · 09-09-2002 6:33pm

I nominate Conor's post as Post of the Millenium. I dunno why, but it was just hilariously funny to me.

Anyway, yeah... Junior Cert... doesn't matter a **** to me really, maybe I should care but I can't really give a damn about an exam that is basically just practice for the Leaving Cert. Anyhoo, my Junior Cert celebrations don't start until about nine o'clock that night... so who's up for meeting up at Stephen's Green sometime around one in the afternoon? Even if you haven't done the Junior, come on in and laugh at us...

claire h · 09-09-2002 6:41pm

The mole people? Hmmm. I heard they were the ones marking the exams this year...

Mystic Fibrosis · 09-09-2002 7:05pm

You weren't supposed to know that...

shep the malevolent pixie · 09-09-2002 7:33pm

i think me and a bunch of my friends are going to the zoo as soon as we get our results and then going to cli's house to watch vidjos with fine guys in them and get nicely toasted.

it's gonna be fun...
sHep :cool:

claire h · 09-09-2002 7:41pm

You weren't supposed to know that...

Ah, but what you didn't realise is that I am one of them! Wahahaha!

Wait... I've said too much. *vanishes in puff of smoke*

lordsippa · 09-09-2002 7:41pm

Ah... I remember my JC results night... Wish i didn't cause it was pretty sucky but... still remember it...

God I shoulda gone with the other group. <sigh>

NeoSlicerZ · 09-09-2002 8:26pm

Not worried tbh...... afaik

Crash · 10-09-2002 5:47pm

hehe, Junior Cert. Claire, i'm already into that ****e, havent even got my results yet

Anyhoo, Ashfield Pwns Your Bootucks. Sooooo many hot girls. Hehe.

Yes, good luck to all. will be in tomorrow. intend to be in before my parents get home to stop them asking me how i did

lordsippa · 10-09-2002 6:21pm

But Neil...

Didn't you read what we said...

MOST IMPORTANT EXAM EVER!!!!

oq4v3ht0u76kf2 · 11-09-2002 12:30pm

Welps... what a collossal waste of three years... anyway, here be ye olde results. Feel free to laugh at / compare to your better ones. Orgasm!

Maths (H); A
Geography (H); A
History (H); B
Business Studies (H); B
Science (H); C
Espanol (H); C
English (H); C
C.S.P.E. (C); C
Woodwork (O); D
Gaeilge (O); D

s0l · 11-09-2002 7:15pm

nice one bob, or is it?... I dunno I havent got a scale of reference <shrug>

But yay! good day today, no 4th years! thank god! if all the fourth years in my school died tomorrow I'd live in peace for the rest of my life! bunch of F****** W******!!!!!!

Crash · 11-09-2002 8:38pm

I got:

Irish (H) C
English(H) B
Maths(H) B
Science (H) B
Art (H) C
Business (H) B
Civics (C) B
Spanish (H) B
History (H) B
Geography (H) B

Happy with all of em cept art, which i think i got screwed on.

claire h · 11-09-2002 9:08pm

Well done, guys!

Waah. I wanted to be getting results again today... I was so jealous of the 4th years with their screaming and hugging and hyperness. *sigh* I'm just a bitter, bitter girl.

Oh, and Neil - that seems to happen every year, some of the results for art are just completely ridiculous and people who deserve As and Bs don't get them... if it bothers you, just get it re-marked.

Green Hand Guy · 11-09-2002 9:19pm

I have been accepted by the great mole people and received good grades. All in higher level (except common level CSPE) I got:

History: A
Science: A
Art: B
Geography: B
Maths: B (I thought I'd get a D. I'm crap with numbers.)
Business Studies: B
English: B
CSPE: B
Irish: C
German: C

Now bow before your great mole masters lest ye wish to disappear into their great tunnels for all eternity.

qwidgybo · 11-09-2002 9:33pm

right,i suppose i'll stick mine in...

gaeilge(h):a
english(h):b
maths(h):a
history(h):a
geog(h):a
cspe(c):a
french(h):b
art(h):a
science(h):a
music(h):a

there ya go.
well done to all others!yay us!

Green Hand Guy · 11-09-2002 9:46pm

Holy crap qwidgybo! How many mole people did you sleep with to get grades that good?

Mystic Fibrosis · 11-09-2002 9:50pm

Me got:

English(h)-a
Irish(o)-a
CSPE-a
French(h)- b
maths(h)- b
geog.(h)- b
Tech.(h)- b
history(h)- c
Science(h)- c

Crash · 12-09-2002 6:03pm

Claire, doing that would mean consenting that i acknowledge the Junior Certificate as a realy exam and therefore credit it as an important part of my life. as it is, my parents are bugging me bout the results, so after that i could Nae Give a ****e!

qwidgybo · 12-09-2002 7:02pm

Originally posted by Green Hand Guy
Holy crap qwidgybo! How many mole people did you sleep with to get grades that good?

i lost count;)

nosmo · 12-09-2002 7:56pm

Originally posted by OrangeRhino
Orgasm!

People need to say this word spontaenously.
More.
Lots more...
and im spamming..

claire h · 12-09-2002 8:02pm

Orgasm!

Neil, I see your point.

More 'well done's to the rest of you... be proud. Hope the occasion was celebrated appropriately, with alcohol and strippers and barnyard animals and such.

purplepolkadot · 12-09-2002 8:17pm

all honours, excep cspe cos it's common, and not a proper subject either.

History: B
Science: B
Home Economics: A (feck that that's not a real subject)
Geography: A
Maths: B
Business Studies: B
English: A
CSPE: B
Irish: B
German: B

hmmm, green hand guy, i notice that out subjects were scarily similar, except for home.ec/art.

well done everybody

and qwidgybo, jesus. christ. well done like way more than everyone else, we all suck and pale to transparency in comparison to your scarily good sleepin wit the mole people techniques. i salute you.:D

Hat Girl · 12-09-2002 10:37pm

Yonder Results...

Irish (h) A
Maths (h) B
Art (h) C
English (h) A
Geography (h) B
Science (h) C
CSPE (h) A
Music (h) B
History (h) C
and...
French (h) C

i feel inferior.

hail quidgybo!

littlehedgehog · 13-09-2002 5:31pm

I've just about recovered from wednesday night..........I've been walking around in this world of my own for a few days............
anyway
to be a sheep
(all higher)

English - B
Irish - C
Math - B
Geography - B
French - A (for my mam - shes a french teacher)
Science - A
Art - A (deffo not expected!!!)
Business St. - B
Home Ec - B
Civics - B (Bas1ards!!!!)
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yeah the results were fine.............but what kicked serious ass was wednesday night! is everyone in agreeance????!!

shep the malevolent pixie · 13-09-2002 5:41pm

results- (all higher 'cept maths)
english- A
history- A
art- B
CSPE- B
latin- B
french- C
geography- C
maths- C
music- C
irish- D
science- D

I DIDN'T FAIL ANYTHING!! WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!
bear in mind, i was hardly in school for the past three years so the results were feckin' phenomenally surprising to me.

i am happy.

i went to the zoo on wednesday. the polar bear was humping the ground for some reason... then we went to cliodhna's and drank mead. it tastes like treacle. then we were hyper....then we watched vidjos and i licked chocolate off ciara's....hmmm....it was a very amusing night indeed.;)
sHep :cool:

littlehedgehog · 13-09-2002 5:58pm

latin? thats almost as bad as irish for being a dead language!!!!!!!

Crash · 13-09-2002 6:46pm

latin? thats almost as bad as irish for being a dead language!!!!!!!

Please, take the following steps:

1) saw the top of your head off
2)disconnect your brain
3)put it back in the box
4)re-read that and ask your non-brainful self "how does that make any sense??"

Green Hand Guy · 13-09-2002 7:24pm

I wish they'd replace Irish with latin. It's more useful (which shows how useless I feel Irish is) and from what I've heard of it it seems a bit easier. Plus the Romans had such cool legends.

article6 · 13-09-2002 7:43pm

In ainm Dé.

Well done everyone on your results, but welcome to the real world. (Except if you're doing Transition Year, in which case stay in there)

As a great man once said (I think it was Dusty Rhodes's principal), the Junior Certificate is an examination "for morons". I love that description, because in my experience, it's just a little bit overstated. Welcome to the Leaving Certificate all!!! Welcome to my hellish domain!

And so on.

People don't want to see my results from 2001, but apart from CSPE, there were no sub-Higher subjects, and no sub-B grades at all. But they don't matter one bit any more. At all. So I didn't get that excited.

Ah, the joys of tedium.

purplepolkadot · 13-09-2002 7:52pm

what an...intersting way to determine your future.

well, the choices were limited and apparently EVERYONE knows i'm going to end up running hookers

purplepolkadot · 13-09-2002 7:56pm

my god, if i post in the wrong thread one more time i'll cry.

it was really funny on wed, my whole year were ****ting it and no-one would go in to the office to get their results cos they all thought there was some importance or relevance t the whole thing so i tore up the corridor and ran in and got mine and everyone was like **** she's insane and well that's my story.
i thought i couldn't just type 'ooops wrong thread.' Again.

littlehedgehog · 14-09-2002 11:50am

foobar I'm sorry..........I wasn't thinking. It doesn't make any sense no. In fact I'm not quite sure what I was trying to say. ah well

shep the malevolent pixie · 14-09-2002 10:31pm

LLAMAS.
sHep :cool:

SOL · 21-09-2002 10:14pm

okay, I have this theory, that in order to calculate you civics grade you must take the number of you day of birth randomly multiply it, have rampant sex and then you get your civics grade, anyone else think that it is a pointles and randomly marked exam?

Bazookatone · 21-09-2002 10:33pm

SOL: I fid your theories interesting and I wish to subscribe to your newsletter.

By the way, I'm just wondering, this is to all the blokes out there, does anyone else here go to a school where fully 1/3 of the faculty are beautiful women under thirty? This is unfair. I go into half of my classes and I can't concentrate because my teacher's an absolute hottie. And what they wear! tight, TIGHT tops tight TIGHT pants, short SHORT skirts. The first day back, all the hot teachers in my school are wearing G-strings. HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO CINCENTRATE!

ll=llannah · 21-09-2002 10:35pm

JACK JACK JACK!!!!!! hello! what's with you and not checking your email? <hugs>

purplepolkadot · 22-09-2002 6:17pm

anyone else think that it is a pointles and randomly marked exam?

yep, exactomodo. coz no way anybody got any of the paper wrong with the questions like

This was found out by some people doing a survey
29% of travellers weren't served in a shop

Q: how many percentage of travellers weren't served in a shop?

A: 29%
B: none
C: all of them

it doesn't matter what you answer cos in some way, everyone's right

Good Luck to all! :)

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