im back baby

DeeJ · 05-09-2002 1:05pm #1

ireland sucks

oh to be flaking in paradise.

so waddup everybody

Im_Not_Here · 05-09-2002 1:24pm

Hey Dee!!

Welcome home (or not as the case may be! lol)

So how was it?!

Derek_S · 05-09-2002 1:34pm

yera ireland does suck it's the land of oz for me next year so how is you dee?

Dj Mark K · 05-09-2002 11:17pm

Good schtuff

DeeJ · 06-09-2002 2:29pm

im grand, a little bit jet lagged but i was so happy to be able to have a pint of guinness - got a pint in an irish bar in Koh Samui but it cost €6 and it was muck.

i miss getting up and having a spliff in my hammock and then going to the beach and knocking coconuts out of trees and drinking the milk, and theres no elephants and monkeys anywhere.

the bars on one of the beaches we were at were all made of wood & bamboo and you take of your sandals before you go in and sit on cushions or in a hammock around low tables, and the guys who own the bars come up with bamboo bongs and sit with you and have a waffle and they let you go to the decks and look through all the cds and put on whatever you like and its just great.

also i have become a jet ski fiend, i must own one.

DeeJ · 06-09-2002 2:31pm

and we went to a sex show in Pat Pong and all thes girls dragged me and my friend up on this stage with 6 or 8 poles and we were pole dancing (clothed) with all these girls in thongs and knee boots gyrating all round us it was so funny - its a fu*king crazy country!

Derek_S · 06-09-2002 2:47pm

no need to tell it like it is dee

Chucky the tree · 06-09-2002 10:19pm

my god u hussy!

god to have u back, my heart has been pounding for u steamy loins

DeeJ · 09-09-2002 7:56am

im back in work this sucks are you still working in the ifsc del boy?

Ste- · 09-09-2002 8:40am

ha ha suckers in work

Derek_S · 09-09-2002 9:00am

i is indeed beside a&l goodbody,were you working?

Ste- · 09-09-2002 9:01am

Originally posted by Derek_S
i is indeed beside a&l goodbody,were you working?

on the corner

DeeJ · 09-09-2002 9:02am

down past the harbourmaster, opposite the spar shop

Derek_S · 09-09-2002 10:12am

dee you see the fella outside the building with the trench coat and wellies?

DeeJ · 09-09-2002 10:35am

that one reading the newspaper with two eyeholes cut out?

yeah i see him - what the hell is he doing to himself underneath that trench coat?

Derek_S · 09-09-2002 10:52am

i'm touching myself

DeeJ · 09-09-2002 11:20am

you dirty little perv

you know i can see you down there with those binoculars dont you?

Derek_S · 09-09-2002 11:25am

it's just more man to love baby

DeeJ · 09-09-2002 11:57am

oh that silver-tongued charm of yours

Derek_S · 09-09-2002 12:02pm

i'm gonna sue the pants of you

DeeJ · 09-09-2002 12:14pm

is that a threat or a promise

Derek_S · 09-09-2002 2:10pm

oh it's a promise baby

DeeJ · 09-09-2002 2:16pm

oh go on big boy mrock my world

Derek_S · 09-09-2002 2:20pm

best 20 seconds of your life

im back baby

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