my god this is class

Derek_S

The NEW, undisputed Darwin Award winner
> > >
> > > From The Japan Times-April 16, 1997 Issue
> > >
> > > "The government must crack down on this disgusting craze of
>'Pumping',"
> > a
> > > spokesman for the Nakhon Ratchasima hospital told reporters. "If
>this
> > > perversion catches on, it will destroy the cream of Thailand's
>manhood."
> > >
> > > He was speaking after the remains of 13 year-old Charnchai
>Puanmuangpak
> > > had been rushed into the hospital's emergency room. "Most 'Pumpers'
>use
> > a
> > > standard bicycle pump," he explained, "inserting the nozzle far up
>their
> > > rectum, giving themselves a rush of air, creating a momentary high.
>This
> > > act is a sin against God."
> > >
> > > Charnchai took it further still. He started using a two-cylinder
>foot
> > > pump, but even that wasn't exciting enough for him, and he boasted
>to
> > > friends that he was going to try the compressed air hose at a nearby
> > > gasoline station. They dared him to do it so, under cover of
>darkness,
> > he
> > > snuck in. Not realizing how powerful the machine was, he inserted
>the
> > tube
> > > deep into his rectum, and placed a coin in the slot. As a result, he
> > died
> > > virtually instantly, but passersby are still in shock. One woman
>thought
> > > she was watching a twilight fireworks display, and started clapping.
> > >
> > > "We still haven't located all of him." say the police authorities.
>"When
> > > that quantity of air interacted with the gas in his system, he
>nearly
> > > exploded. It was like an atom bomb went off or something."
> > >
> > > "Pumping is the devil's pastime, and we must all say no to Satan,"
> > > Ratchasima concluded. "Inflate your tires by all means, but then
>hide
> > your
> > > bicycle pump where it cannot tempt you."

Im_Not_Here

lmao!!!

Lisa Lavish

lol