the pig test

ayatollah

The Pig
DON'T CHEAT, BECAUSE IF YOU DO IT WON'T WORK. DRAW THE PIG FIRST
AND JUST FOLLOW THE INSTRUCTIONS. IT WON'T TAKE BUT A MINUTE. HAVE
FUN.
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THIS IS QUITE INTERESTING! YOU MUST NOT SCROLL DOWN UNTIL YOU
DRAW YOUR PICTURE. NO CHEATING, NOW. YOU WILL FIND THIS VERY
INTERESTING IF YOU DRAW YOUR PICTURE FIRST!

On a blank piece of paper draw a pig. Then scroll down and read
the interpretation of your pig!!
Draw your pig first! And don't look at the next part until you
are done!
It won't be fun if you look first.

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YOU'RE CHEATING, DAMMIT! DRAW THE PIG!!!














The pig serves as a useful test of the personality traits of the
drawer.

If the pig is drawn:

Toward the top of the paper, you are positive and optimistic.

Toward the middle, you are a realist.

Toward the bottom, you are pessimistic, and have a tendency
to behave negatively.

Facing left, you believe in tradition, are friendly, and
remember dates (birthdays, etc.)

Facing right, you are innovative and active, but don't have
a strong sense of family, nor do you remember dates.

Facing front (looking at you), you are direct, enjoy playing
devil's advocate and neither fear nor avoid discussions.

With many details, you are analytical, cautious, and
distrustful.

With few details, you are emotional and naive, you care
little for details and are a risk-taker.

With less than 4 legs showing, you are insecure or are
living through a period of major change.

With 4 legs showing, you are secure, stubborn, and stick to
your ideals.

The size of the ears indicates how good a listener you are.
The bigger the better.

The length of the tail indicates the quality of your sex
life!!!!

(And again more is better!)

OK, who didn't draw a tail?

Giblet

I actually spent along time drawing my tail:)

oeNeo

*sigh*

I took the time to draw that and all. I thought it'd be something HUMOUROUS!

yossarin

my pig had no tail, but a fat arse ! what does that mean ?

BEAT

I am a realist who is direct and enjoys playing the devils advocate while I am not afraid and do not aviod discussions I am cautious, analytical, and distrustful. I am secure, stuborn and stick to my ideals...and my tail was longer than average

It sounds a little bit like me.

Aspro

Oops, silly me. I drew mine like this:

Pig

Lucutus

rofl Aspro, thanks for making this thread funny!

Luc

DamienH

Haha great aspro funnier than the pig test neway.

Pugsley

The test results were the EXACT opposite of me
It was at the bottom,facing forward, with few details,2 legs, and small ears. (no tail on mine)
I am, optimistic,blunt and dont talk much, damn analytical, as stubburn as a mule, a good listener.......

Test failed
ps:lol aspro

Lump

OH the state of it, although my pig had a loooonnngggg tail.



John

Pugsley

Originally posted by Lump
OH the state of it, although my pig had a loooonnngggg tail.

Told ya it was wrong

stormkeeper

I forgot the ears, but did everything else... does that mean i don't listen? lol

Edit: According to this, I'm a realist and I'm friendly and believ in tradition. I'm also emotional and naive and I care little for details (not true) and I'm also a risk taker (well, everyone takes a risk now and then). I'm secure, stubborn and I stick to my ideals. Erm... Well, I forgot the ears, but I do listen lol. And I have an average sex life lol

gingerbread man

according to my pig. i should stop drawing on my screen

Slutmonkey57b

You have just wasted 30 seconds of your life drawing a pig.

This shows you are gullible and need something useful to do with your hands.
If you drew a pig somewhere on the paper, you are spending too much time on the internet and should be ashamed.

Needless to say, my pig had a huge tail.