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Ian Paisley

  • 04-09-2002 3:00pm
    #1
    Gaz
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,595 ✭✭✭


    Ian Paisley gets accidentally cyrogenically frozen for 50 years. When he
    wakes up, the first question from his big, angry mouth is "What the hell
    happened?!".

    His doctor comes over and says "Good afternoon Mr. Paisley. You have been
    cryogenically frozen for 50 years, and i have good news and bad news for
    you."

    To which Ian replies "Whats the bad news?"

    "Well," says the doctor "Ireland invaded England 25 years ago, Gerry Adams
    is Prime Minister, and Mary McAleese has been crowned Queen."

    "Good ****e!" cries Ian. "Whats the GOOD news?"

    "Rangers beat Celtic last night" says his doc, with a smile.

    Ian sits back and smiles. "What was the score?"






    His doc turns to him and says "Three goals and Twelve points to one goal
    and sixteen points!"


Comments

  • #2
    Practical
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 468 ✭✭Practical


    :eek:


  • #3
    DiscoStu
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,277 ✭✭✭DiscoStu


    after the ghandi one anything is better :)


  • #4
    po0k
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 15,817 ✭✭✭✭po0k


    heheh :) pld


  • #5
    irishman_abroad
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 553 ✭✭✭irishman_abroad


    that is one of the best jokes ever......:D :D:D


  • #6
    BKtje
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 8,081 ✭✭✭BKtje


    rofl good un :D


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  • #7
    superconor
    Closed Accounts Posts: 953 ✭✭✭superconor


    lol, funny. yeh darth homer your getting better. did someone hit you with an unfunny stick for a while ;):)
    >joking<


  • #8
    Acidflash
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,228 ✭✭✭Acidflash


    never get tired of hearing that one :D


  • #9
    Aspro
    Closed Accounts Posts: 359 ✭✭Aspro


    Nice one Homer.


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