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Chris Morris New Series

  • 22-03-2000 5:56pm
    #1
    Von
    Closed Accounts Posts: 880 ✭✭✭


    Starts Thursday on C4 at 10:30.
    The absolutely rubbish half hour of willy jokes that is the 11 o'clock show will look even more crap following it. I don't watch tv but I will now.

    If you don't know about Chris Morris then do go hither.
    http://www.koekie.org.uk/funnel/


Comments

  • #2
    Canaboid
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,636 ✭✭✭Canaboid


    Is it Brass Eye ? The funniest thing I've ever seen on TV. I thought they executed him for being bold.
    Spendid.


  • #3
    regi
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,281 ✭✭✭regi


    /me sets his alarm for 22:25


  • #4
    regi
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,281 ✭✭✭regi


    OMG - For this I will start watching TV again!


  • #5
    Von
    Closed Accounts Posts: 880 ✭✭✭Von


    First episode included the following sketches

    A naked Robert Kilroy Silk lookalike running through a shopping centre. Memorable shot of him peeing against a window.

    A doctor diagnoses perfectly healthy patients as having "Symptomless Coma". He proceeds to pump them full of drugs until they die.

    An agency that hires out thick people to win arguments. "Thick people are very good at arguments cos they're too thick to realise they've lost."

    A man and woman having an argument about the man's adultery. "I didn't even get a kiss off the woman. My hand was over her mouth....I was raping her." She forgives him.

    Chris Morris tells a story where he witnessed a neighbour leap from a 1st floor balcony 40 times. The final few times he has to be helped into the house and back up the stairs by neighbours. He chose to leap 40 times from the first floor rather than once off a tall building in case he changed his mind at any point.

    A man collecting his car from the garage discovers it's been reduced to 4 feet long and 2 foot 6 high and argues with the mechanics who claim "that's what it was like when you left it here. You must have put on weight." Nice "What am I!? Fackin' Noddy!?" line.



  • #6
    Canaboid
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,636 ✭✭✭Canaboid


    What about the couple asking the son (?) to stand in for the father to take it up the aras etc...
    Very good.


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  • #7
    Wyverne
    Closed Accounts Posts: 890 ✭✭✭Wyverne


    tv has a new meaning
    tank god!!!!!!

    finally real comedy again!!!!


  • #8
    Von
    Closed Accounts Posts: 880 ✭✭✭Von


    My video missed the opening titles and half that sketch so it was very confusing.


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