50 reasons not to see LOTR

BKtje

thought it was funny

http://www.pointlesswasteoftime.com/film/50reasons.html

etract:
Liv Tyler's character is seen easily defeating nine strong supernatural beings, even though she is clearly a woman.

Experts on the occult say in order for a wizard to floorspin a fully-grown man like Gandalf, he'd need three magical staffs, not two

etc

-RaY-

Propaganda.

The Elves, clearly the most advanced and wise species, are also clearly gay.

ROFFLE

but seriously though i thought LOTR was actually really good cant wait for the sequeal !

BEAT

IMO, the person who put that site together should be put out of thier misery, I volunteer to shoot him

BKtje

i agree with ray there. Great film.

I think the author was just takin the piss tho. No need to shoot him just yet

Wasn't really that funny. Some of the stuff he said was just plain stupid.

DrunkLeprachaun

I thought it was obvious the guy was just taking the piss. Funneh.

Homage or theft V?
The concept of the violent dwarf was based on Al Pacino.

Hur.

stormkeeper

Gold: The Stretchy Element.

The ring, which is seen to be at least two inches in diameter at the beginning to fit the polish sausage-sized finger of Sauron, suddenly fits Frodo's child-sized finger later. I guess this movie takes place in a world where rings magically change sizes on their own.

Actually, that ring DID change size... if you remember, once it was off Sauron's finger, and your man held it, it changed to fit his finger, or it shrunk... one or the other.

Practical

Go-Go Gadget Arrow Sprouter

Legolas shoots arrow after arrow at his enemies, and yet the number of arrows in his quiver never decreases. I guess elves have glands on their back that secrete arrows.

roffle

Lump

/me risks being stabbed. BUt I think LOTR Was crappy........ and that point about greed yer man/woman makes is sooo true, at least in most sequeled films, there is a least a little conclusion at the end of the first, or subsequent films.... LOTR just ends ffs, I left the cinema feeling robbed of my £2.5, I sat for god knows how long to be told nothing by the end of the film. Shíte if you ask me.




John

Karl Hungus

I'll have to agree with Jabba.
Some of it was funny, but some of it was just downright stupid.

Originally posted by Lump
/me risks being stabbed. BUt I think LOTR Was crappy........ and that point about greed yer man/woman makes is sooo true, at least in most sequeled films, there is a least a little conclusion at the end of the first, or subsequent films.... LOTR just ends ffs, I left the cinema feeling robbed of my £2.5, I sat for god knows how long to be told nothing by the end of the film. Shíte if you ask me.

Tbh, Lump... I hope to god you really ARE joking, otherwise I will stab you.

LoBo

That top 50 is hilarious

You could do some serious trolling with some of them, as even a few replies here have proved

Morpheus

whats "trolling"?

LoBo

its where you post something which provokes serious replies from people (though you were not serious)

daveJAM

Homage or theft X?
The character of Elrond was based on Agent Smith from The Matrix.

Thats believeable!

Lump

Angelwhore, I wasnt joking.



John


P.S Gwan stab meh, I dare ya!

Pugsley

/me stabs lump to death with a rusty spoon


Save ye the bother AW

Lump

Awwwww, I was hoping for a meat injection.



John

entropi

Originally posted by Kennett
Gold: The Stretchy Element.

The ring, which is seen to be at least two inches in diameter at the beginning to fit the polish sausage-sized finger of Sauron, suddenly fits Frodo's child-sized finger later. I guess this movie takes place in a world where rings magically change sizes on their own.

Actually, that ring DID change size... if you remember, once it was off Sauron's finger, and your man held it, it changed to fit his finger, or it shrunk... one or the other.

True, and one more they got wrong,

Return of the Living Dead.

If you watch closely during the Inn scene, Frodo and his crew are shown getting stabbed by the Ring Wraiths. Then, five seconds later, they are fine again. Note to the director: try proofreading your movie before you release it to the public.


Actually, they were in the house across the road when the supposed "stabbing" took place, the beds were filled with sacks of feathers....lmao

entropi

Originally posted by Death Sentence


True, and one more they got wrong,

Return of the Living Dead.

If you watch closely during the Inn scene, Frodo and his crew are shown getting stabbed by the Ring Wraiths. Then, five seconds later, they are fine again. Note to the director: try proofreading your movie before you release it to the public.


Actually, they were in the house across the road when the supposed "stabbing" took place, the beds were filled with sacks of feathers....lmao

oh.. lol, have 2 more wrongs...lol

Did someone say plot hole?

Liv Tyler's character is seen easily defeating nine strong supernatural beings, even though she is clearly a woman.

Maybe coz she is an ELF who used magic to drown them.

and.....

no wait... the WHOLE thing is a major SHAM... u sad muppet.



all i can say is..
LOL

DeVore

Seeing as its posted on a website called "pointlesswasteoftime.com" and
some of the objections are UNBELIEVABLY dumb I think you could concur that its a TROLL.

As is lump.

DeV.

BKtje

i woulda expecteed ppl to kop onto that tbh

Celt

Read the forums, see hundreds of people pwned just like AW.