northsiders logic

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Two Northsiders, Anto and Mickser, decided that they weren't going anywhere in life and thought they should go to college to
get ahead.

They head out to UCD Belfield. Anto goes in first, and the professor
advises him to take maths, history,and logic.

"What's logic?" asked Anto.
The professor answered, "Let me give you an example. Do you own a lawnmower?"
"I sure do," answered the Northsider.
"Then I can assume, using logic, that you have a back garden," replied the professor.

"Jaysus. That's real good," the Northsider responded in awe. The professor continued: "Logic will also tell me that since you have a back garden, you also have a house." Impressed, Anto shouted, "AMAZIN'!!!!!"
"And since you own a house, logic dictates that you have a wife."
"Sharon! This is incredible!" (Anto is obviously catching on.)
"Finally, since you have a wife, logically I can assume that you are heterosexual," said the professor. "Stop da lights! that's the most fascinatin' ting I ever heard of. I can't wait to get into this logic class."
Anto, proud of the new world opening up to him, walked back into the hallway where Mickser is still waiting.
"So what course are ya goin' for?" he asks.
"Maths, history, and logic," replies Anto.
"What in the name o' jaysus is logic?"

"Let me give you an example. Do ya own a lawnmower?"
"No"
(PAUSE)
"Ya ****in queer ya"

Asuka

How true

Lump

HE HE LOL

John

Kegser

Yes? What's your point?

Kegs.

Frances Farmer

Northsiders sound like scooters!!

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FAKE IT TILL YOU MAKE IT.

[This message has been edited by Frances Farmer (edited 24-03-2000).]

Gamblor

But we do have some good points ..
1. we are not southsiders
2. we are not chulcies !!!
3. We can write our own name
3. we can count to 3.

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***** Feel my Evil Neon Claws *****

Asuka

Originally posted by Gamblor:
But we do have some good points ..
1. we are not southsiders
2. we are not chulcies !!!
3. We can write our own name
3. we can count to 3.

Heh lol

The first 2 are cancelled out by the fact that you *are* northsiders, the third one that consider it an achievment...
And the fou... third one because you obvioulsy can count *past* 3


[This message has been edited by Asuka (edited 24-03-2000).]

Gamblor

in true northside style !!!

YOUR MA !!!!!!!!!

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***** Feel my Evil Neon Claws *****

Wyverne

whos fupin startin

Kegser

I'll fookin boorst ya. (Has to be heard in real life to be properly appreciated as the highest form of threat.)